*****Official Super Bowl Halftime Show Meltdown Thread*****

[SeaPA]

Did anyone else notice the dig at tRump when she put on makeup during the middle of her performance. This alone made it the best halftime show.

That was a nice touch that I'm sure got added at the last minute after slow donnie tried out his new material

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Jfc, show was fine.

If I told you they were going to get a pregnant woman to lip sync her songs and not move around at all, would you expect to see more than what you saw and would you have said "That sounds fine for the SB half time show"?
She did fine for being a pregnant woman lip syncing. But the show for the standard of being the SB halftime show, was below par, IMO.

 

[An Iowa fan]

I just don’t think that lyric is appropriate for “family prime time” viewing. Sorry. Not a prude.
Even the Stones changed their lyrics to accommodate the morality of Ed Sullivan. And no one was hurt by the move.

I agree, Joel.

 

[SoDakHawk]

Did anyone else notice the dig at tRump when she put on makeup during the middle of her performance. This alone made it the best halftime show.

I thought she did that to promote her makeup line.

 

[tumorboy]

Legitimately fell asleep during the halftime show and it was not because of too much alcohol. Pink would be a much better choice. Her shows even if u don't care for the music are always a blast.

 

[torbee]

Solid future dystopian fascist vibes.

10 out of 10, would look at again.

 

[torbee]

boomers long for the days of this

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Not gonna lie, that is more arousing to me than Rianna's weird plastic boobies and red jumpsuit.

Look at their fluffy little tails on their bouncy little butts! 😍

I'd play their reindeer games.

 

[GOHOX69]

Not gonna lie, that is more arousing to me than Rianna's weird plastic boobies and red jumpsuit.

Look at their fluffy little tails on their bouncy little butts! 😍

I'd play their reindeer games.

That's all you my man. 32 skidoo. I prefer Rere, especially when she grabbed her crotch.

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[Moral]

Bump

 

[QChawks]

 

[BubsFinn]

Is the halftime show really that bad?
Serious, I have no idea. I haven't watched a halftime show since the "wardrobe malfunction."

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[Easthawk1062]

THIS HALFTIME SHOW ISNT APROPRATE FOR THE KIDS GIT IT OFF MY TV BARB AND GIT ME A BEER.

 

[IaHawks03]

There was just no energy or excitement in that performance. A ton of people involved with the performance on the field but they didn't do anything exciting

 

[Easthawk1062]

 

[BrunoMars420]

It was trash they didn’t have lil Wayne or the Birdman making an appearance at this New Orleans Super Bowl

 

[QChawks]

Shakira not singing would be better than that

 

[The Tradition]

Here's a thought... why not let the winner of each year's American Idol do they SB halftime show every year?

The marketing synergy would be immense!

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Shakira not singing would be better than that

 

[The Tradition]

Shakira not singing would be better than that

That would be better than most anything you could find on TV.

 

[nck24]

Should've booked up with people.

They're the best kind of folks we know.

 

[joelbc1]

Is this her reaction to “Fly Eagles, Fly!”

 

[drew_hawk]

 

[Colonoscopy]

Kendrick Lamar.

Know the name, but not a lot of his music. Some good tunes in there, and he didn't use autotune.

 

[millah_22]

Kendrick Lamar.

Know the name, but not a lot of his music. Some good tunes in there, and he didn't use autotune.

I think To Pimp A Butterfly is his best album.

 

[millah_22]

I like how Hims applied "This Is America", a song about racial violence in the USA, to the American obesity epidemic and weight loss medication.

 

[Moral]

I like how Hims applied "This Is America", a song about racial violence in the USA, to the American obesity epidemic and weight loss medication.

Elections have consequences.

 

[tumorboy]

They're the best kind of folks we know.

 

[drew_hawk]

The Superbowl halftime show we deserve:

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I’d go with Dua Lipa and some possible nakedness instead……

 

[drew_hawk]

I’d go with Dua Lipa and some possible nakedness instead……

I would totally Dua her Lipa's

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I’d go with Dua Lipa and some possible nakedness instead……

I wouldn’t last as long as that gif if she was grinding on me like that. Sorry not sorry.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Okay Hawkeye Bacon.

Who do you pick for the halftime show next year?

 

[The Tradition]

Okay Hawkeye Bacon.

Who do you pick for the halftime show next year?

If Trump has anything to do with it it'll be Kid Rock.

 

[Moral]

Okay Hawkeye Bacon.

Who do you pick for the halftime show next year?

I bet it's that Jelly Bean guy or whatever he is.

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[Moral]

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We could all learn a lot from those camera angles.

 

[QChawks]