Oh, Porterhouse!
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I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish.....OK?...Fine.
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"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga .... gunga, gunga-lagunga.' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
Ty: Let me tell you a story. I once knew a guy who could've been a great golfer. Could've gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead. He went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester, he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night-putting. Just putting at night...with the 15-year-old daughter of the Dean. You know who that guy was?
Danny: No.
Ty: Take one good guess.
Danny: Bob Hope.
Ty: No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein, my roommate. He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. And a donut with no hole, is a danish'. Funny guy.
Danny: No.
Ty: Take one good guess.
Danny: Bob Hope.
Ty: No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein, my roommate. He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. And a donut with no hole, is a danish'. Funny guy.
- You owe me one gumball machine.
- I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
- Well then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
- By height.
- I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
- Well then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
- By height.
Go to IMDB and look up Caddyshack. Besides all of the quotes they have listed, they also have a trivia section with some interesting tidbits about the film
My favorite is when they are in the dining hall of the country club:
Al: "Your a lot of women, you want to make 10 dollars the hard way."
Al: "Your a lot of women, you want to make 10 dollars the hard way."
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