Pecker Checker?

[Jakeleg Jake]

Looks like this job is right up natty's alley...
> *WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?*
>
> *I have one very important question about the whole anti-LGBT bathroom
> legislation!*
>
> *Who will pay the Pecker Checker? And how much money will a Pecker Checker
> make? Do we pay a Pecker Checker by the pecker?*
>
> *One more question! How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a
> Pecker Checker can check peckers?*
>
> *And will women have to wear a Vag Badge? Will we have to hire a Vag Badge
> Hag?*
>
> *If things get out of hand, so to speak, we can hire PC Restroom Services!
> Their motto? If you gotta pee, we gotta see!*

 

[ping72]

Posting a chain email...classy

 

[lucas80]

Safe to assume Jake will offer to be the pecker checker, or at least one of his personalities will offer to perform this service for a modest fee.

 

[naturalmwa]

I hate bathroom attendants. I didn't need you to horde all the soap and paper towels only to guilt me into a few bucks when I need to piss.

 

[Herkmeister]

I hate bathroom attendants. I didn't need you to horde all the soap and paper towels only to guilt me into a few bucks when I need to piss.

I hate them too. Pisses me off.

 

[ghost80]

Looks like this job is right up natty's alley...
> *WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?*
>
> *I have one very important question about the whole anti-LGBT bathroom
> legislation!*
>
> *Who will pay the Pecker Checker? And how much money will a Pecker Checker
> make? Do we pay a Pecker Checker by the pecker?*
>
> *One more question! How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a
> Pecker Checker can check peckers?*
>
> *And will women have to wear a Vag Badge? Will we have to hire a Vag Badge
> Hag?*
>
> *If things get out of hand, so to speak, we can hire PC Restroom Services!
> Their motto? If you gotta pee, we gotta see!*

With the push to raise the minimum wage this looks like a job that can be automated by robotics.

I'm guessing the Black and Decker Pecker Checker will get the nod.

 

[naturalmwa]

With the push to raise the minimum wage this looks like a job that can be automated by robotics.

I'm guessing the Black and Decker Pecker Checker will get the nod.

Top of my Christmas list.

 

[anon_01irjibf16qqj]

Are you my stepdad?
Because this is the kind of stupid shit he emails me all day...every day.

 

[jscott78]

Safe to assume Jake will offer to be the pecker checker, or at least one of his personalities will offer to perform this service for a modest fee.

Takes a dick to know a dick.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

Posting a chain email...classy

I thought it was hilarious...sorry you don't see the humor.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I thought it was hilarious...sorry you don't see the humor.

We see the humor and it is you.

 

[thewop]

With the push to raise the minimum wage this looks like a job that can be automated by robotics.

I'm guessing the Black and Decker Pecker Checker will get the nod.

A fist comes out and punches you in the nuts, if you register pain, you're a male...

 

[IowaNiceHawk]

The solution is easy/schmeezy, for reasonable people. (Lefties can tune out now)

Simply have a Port-a-Potty brought in for the nutcases. Case closed

 

[naturalmwa]

The solution is easy/schmeezy, for reasonable people. (Lefties can tune out now)

Simply have a Port-a-Potty brought in for the nutcases. Case closed

We lefties have an even easier and cheaper solution.

 

[thedirtyglass]

 

[cigaretteman]

Posting a chain email...classy

BAU for the right wingers on here and everywhere else.

 

[who r u]

van damme looks like he would like the job