What’s your method of choice? The lean? Sit down? Wait it out? Just push it down? Other?
Peeing with a boner
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Partial squat with a firm and full-fisted grip of the member and a slight lean. Ensure that the tip of the member is positioned inside of the the event horizon of the bowl. Increase/decrease lean angle as need-be and season to taste.
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Depends... if it is raging hard, I have to turn on the shower and pee in there. There is no pushing it down in the toilet. If its just your everyday chub, sit, lean forward and push it down.
Low test post right here.
One of three things are true here:
1) Sans doesn’t have a penis
2) Sans cannot achieve erection
3) Sans has a colostomy bag or similar
In the vast expanse of my three-acre kingdom, I faced a Herculean challenge: the morning urge to relieve oneself, hindered by an unwelcome visitor, the morning wood. Ingeniously, I devised a solution that combined the simplicity of wilderness living with the pragmatism of a problem solver extraordinaire—by flinging wide the back porch door and granting my erect companion the freedom it so ardently sought. Thus, in the serene embrace of nature's embrace, my morning ritual became a whimsical dance between man and wilderness, a symphony of liberation and relief.
Or more simply put, I'd just pee freely out back.
Or more simply put, I'd just pee freely out back.
I prefer prefer the sprinkler method
