Pepperonis on a Frozen Pizza

[McLovin32]

I don't eat many frozen pizzas anymore but my gf (no pics) made one tonight. She just opened it up, threw it in the oven and made it. When I went to slice it, all the pepperonis were sporadically placed. Some on top of others, and some areas totally pepperoni free.

Now, like I said, I don't eat frozen pizzas much anymore but back before I started being healthier whenever I had a pizza I would make sure all the peps were spread out as evenly as possible over the whole pizza. I told her that and she thinks it's friggin weird.

Is it weird that when I make a pizza I like to try and get some pepperoni in every bite?

Edit: Also going to mention that I didn't complain about it.....or beat her like Northern would have. It was just something that I assumed everyone did with frozen pizzas.

 

[HawCory]

I don't eat many frozen pizzas anymore but my gf (no pics) made one tonight. She just opened it up, threw it in the oven and made it. When I went to slice it, all the pepperonis were sporadically placed. Some on top of others, and some areas totally pepperoni free.

Now, like I said, I don't eat frozen pizzas much anymore but back before I started being healthier whenever I had a pizza I would make sure all the peps were spread out as evenly as possible over the whole pizza. I told her that and she thinks it's friggin weird.

Is it weird that when I make a pizza I like to try and get some pepperoni in every bite?

I take it a step further and arrange them so that I can cut the pizza into 4 pieces without having to cut through any of the pepperonis when it is time to do the cutting.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I don't eat many frozen pizzas anymore but my gf (no pics) made one tonight. She just opened it up, threw it in the oven and made it. When I went to slice it, all the pepperonis were sporadically placed. Some on top of others, and some areas totally pepperoni free.

Now, like I said, I don't eat frozen pizzas much anymore but back before I started being healthier whenever I had a pizza I would make sure all the peps were spread out as evenly as possible over the whole pizza. I told her that and she thinks it's friggin weird.

Is it weird that when I make a pizza I like to try and get some pepperoni in every bite?

 

[McLovin32]

I take it a step further and arrange then so that I can cut the pizza into 4 pieces without having to cut through any of the pepperonis when it is time to do the cutting.

I have also done this before. Great minds

 

[The Tradition]

Hey, it's the OCD thread....

 

[McLovin32]

Hey, it's the OCD thread....

It's about making the most of every bite brah

 

[lonestar50]

Absolutely rearrange every time. If anything I'll rearrange just to add more because no frozen pizza comes with enough pepperoni.

 

[alaskanseminole]

She's clearly a psychopath. You should part ways soon before you wake up with a sock full of marbles in your mouth and your nuts in a pair of crimpers.

 

[TJ8869]

I don’t even remember what the question was now, but this is the correct answer.

 

[runkpanole]

I thought it was normal.

 

[Tenacious E]

I don't eat many frozen pizzas anymore but my gf (no pics) made one tonight. She just opened it up, threw it in the oven and made it. When I went to slice it, all the pepperonis were sporadically placed. Some on top of others, and some areas totally pepperoni free.

Now, like I said, I don't eat frozen pizzas much anymore but back before I started being healthier whenever I had a pizza I would make sure all the peps were spread out as evenly as possible over the whole pizza. I told her that and she thinks it's friggin weird.

Is it weird that when I make a pizza I like to try and get some pepperoni in every bite?

Edit: Also going to mention that I didn't complain about it.....or beat her like Northern would have. It was just something that I assumed everyone did with frozen pizzas.

It would be weird not to do it, or dress it up with extra a cheese and toppings.

 

[BlIIlken2]

Cheek bones and big lip injections…yuuuuuck. Bet she never ate one single slice.

 

[noleclone2]

To think, all this time I thought I was a serial killer!

 

[HROT]

Frozen pizza treat pepperoni like it’d a rare commodity. Gotta throw some of your own stash in there

 

[QChawks]

 

[Tenacious E]

Cheek bones and big lip injections…yuuuuuck. Bet she never ate one single slice.

@NoleATL here you go, NTTAWWT

 

[win4jj]

She’s just to good to be true…..

 

[ANYCHawk]

Honest answer: depends how drunk/lazy you are

 

[McLovin32]

Honest answer: depends how drunk/lazy you are

Oh I forgot to mention that I don’t need your opinion in this thread. Sorry brah

 

[ANYCHawk]

Oh I forgot to mention that I don’t need your opinion in this thread. Sorry brah

 

[pink shizzle]

I arrange them so that they're in the shape of dikks

 

[Slappy Pappy]

I used to quarter them with kitchen shears before spreading them out. Gets rid of the annoying thing where you try to bite one in half, but the rest of it slides off with the cheese as well.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

I can’t envision the level of laziness required to not be able to relocate a few pepperonis. Sorry OP, your gf may be a crazy lazy lady.

 

[the24fan]

Absolutely rearrange every time. If anything I'll rearrange just to add more because no frozen pizza comes with enough pepperoni.

I'd argue that you have to add your own extra pepperoni if you want to do it right. I always keep an extra pillow pack of pepperoni for just such an occasion. And while we are on the subject of frozen pies, the Kwik Trip Pothole Pizzas are some of the very best.

 

[Fan In Black]

dump her ass. you have to fix the peps after opening.

 

[The Tradition]

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT F***ING FROZEN PIZZA HERE!

It's heat and eat. If you're going to chop things, move things add things, etc., then start with a better base.

 

[ConvenientParking]

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT F***ING FROZEN PIZZA HERE!

It's heat and eat. If you're going to chop things, move things add things, etc., then start with a better base.

It takes no more than 15 seconds to get the pepperonis right man. Not like you have to brown them individually. You wanna fight over pepperonis when you're sharing a frozen pie?

 

[Colonoscopy]

It takes no more than 15 seconds to get the pepperonis right man. Not like you have to brown them individually. You wanna fight over pepperonis when you're sharing a frozen pie?

15 seconds of my life I'm not getting back. Besides, Arranging Pepperoni's sounds like a really shitty indie flick

 

[ZachJump]

I voted yes just because I do not get people that buy pepperoni pizzas.

What, are you closet vegetarians that hate vegetables?

Get a damn pizza that has so much meat and veggies on it you consider using a fork....before you just pick it up.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Frozen pizza? I figured everyone in Iowa is within 5 minutes of a Casey’s we hear so much about.

 

[ZachJump]

Frozen pizza? I figured everyone in Iowa is within 5 minutes of a Casey’s we hear so much about.

Schwan's truck...do not need to live in Iowa to get a good frozen pizza that has been reheated at a gas station. You can actually do it at home.

 

[boxahawks]

Tell her why they’re all shoved into a small part of the pizza. She either won’t believe you or she’ll think you’re a genius. Then, you’ll know what to do with her.

 

[Hawkman98]

I put my own pepperoni on and fill it so I can't even see the cheese.

 

[lonestar50]

I put my own pepperoni on and fill it so I can't even see the cheese.

This guy gets it

 

[JMNSHO]

It is the right thing to do.

Next date night, have her make the frozen pizza on her own—but observe her on the sly. See if she throws away the cardboard disc immediately after putting the pizza in the oven, only to regret her decision 13-17 minutes later.

 

[McLovin32]

69 votes for no so far.

 

[Derekd3408]

69 votes for no so far.

Lock the thread!! Also, pizza, grilling, and smoking (meats) are a few things I won't ask a women's advice on.

 

[NoleATL]

@NoleATL here you go, NTTAWWT

That pizza has sufficient volume and placement of pepperoni.

 

[bojihawk44]

Not weird at all, OP. I do the same and often spice up frozen pizzas by adding things.

Plus Trad disagrees with you so you know you're right.

 

[SoDakHawk]

Two kids, one likes cheese pizza one likes pepperoni. You know what do. Stack one side.

OP's girlfriend sounds psychotic. I'll need pics to decide.