Political Asylum Refugee

[Gonolz]

I come from a different land, seeking political asylum. In my previous land, I was repressed. Anytime I wanted to post assets, talk politics or religion, or voice my opinion on those in power, I was punished. I couldn't even use f^c*%ng profanity substituting other characters for the actual letters. On the way out, I was stripped of all my likes. So, I come to this land with nothing except for my desire to make this world a better place. I saw no wall, so I just walked on in. I do not know your customs, much of the language is foreign to me, but I will learn. I know I come from an unfamiliar land where there are not things like Casey's pizza and party potatoes, but I will learn. Many friends from my previous land also seek the land of opportunity. I am a dreamer for a better world, so please accept me.

 

[The Tradition]

You'd have a better shot if you posted assets to show your worth to society.

 

[Fan In Black]

We will have an initiation ceremony for all Noles at Fight Bar next Wed at 430 CST.

 

[Gonolz]

As I said, I will learn. In my land, posting these pics would get you imprisoned.

 

[The Tradition]

As I said, I will learn. In my land, posting these pics would get you imprisoned.

Here's your green card. You're good to go.

 

[Scott559]

Acceptance isn’t given, It’s earned.....your off to a good start

 

[Gonolz]

We will have an initiation ceremony for all Noles at Fight Bar next Wed at 430 CST.

I have no idea what Fight Bar is, but I like drinking and fighting, so I'm game.

 

[The Tradition]

I have no idea what Fight Bar is, but I like drinking and fighting, so I'm game.

Fight Bar: a mythical place where posters who disagree about something will meet and settle their differences with fisticuffs.

 

[The Tradition]

I mean... think about the word "assets"... Noles were forced to get this creative because "ass" would get you banned.

Think about that.

Oh, the humanity....

 

[ThorneStockton]

Give me your strong, your elite, your high worth individuals yearning to post free!

 

[Fan In Black]

I like the cut of this dudes jib.

 

[ANYCHawk]

I like how @The Tradition tries to explain everything that existed well before him and has like a third grade understanding of them.

 

[Scott559]

We will have an initiation ceremony for all Noles at Fight Bar next Wed at 430 CST.

Pretty sure @jellyfish10 and @The_Joker13 have fight bar booked then.

 

[Fan In Black]

Pretty sure @jellyfish10 and @The_Joker13 have fight bar booked then.

That fight will be over by 4:31. We can wait.

 

[hawksnc10]

Here's your green card. You're good to go.

How the fu*k you giving out green cards? You're still not accepted here.

 

[naturalmwa]

I like the cut of this dudes jib.

Pic of jib?

 

[The Tradition]

How the fu*k you giving out green cards? You're still not accepted here.

I'm The Official FSU Ambassador to HROT.

 

[hawksnc10]

I'm The Official FSU Ambassador to HROT.

Nah, bruh. That's gaynole

 

[The Tradition]

Nah, bruh. That's gaynole

C'mon man... I'll make sure they have sufficient income to support themselves, a place to stay, relatives to vouch for them... all that shit.

 

[Gonolz]

I'll work my way up from nothing. First, I'll get the money, then I'll get the power, then I'll get the women. All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one, understand?

 

[SSG T]

I like how @The Tradition tries to explain everything that existed well before him and has like a third grade understanding of them.

He has a third grade understanding of everything...he's following the lead of Dear Leader.

 

[F4Gary]

I had a vasectomy, so no anchor babies from me.

 

[Gonolz]

Pic of jib?

Oh, wait, you said "jib". My bad.

 

[Gonolz]

I had a vasectomy, so no anchor babies from me.

You don't have to support my citizenship, but no need to get snippy.

 

[F4Gary]

You don't have to support my citizenship, but no need to get snippy.

Sorry, the snippyness was 20 years ago.

 

[luvmyhawks]

I come from a different land, seeking political asylum. In my previous land, I was repressed. Anytime I wanted to post assets, talk politics or religion, or voice my opinion on those in power, I was punished. I couldn't even use f^c*%ng profanity substituting other characters for the actual letters. On the way out, I was stripped of all my likes. So, I come to this land with nothing except for my desire to make this world a better place. I saw no wall, so I just walked on in. I do not know your customs, much of the language is foreign to me, but I will learn. I know I come from an unfamiliar land where there are not things like Casey's pizza and party potatoes, but I will learn. Many friends from my previous land also seek the land of opportunity. I am a dreamer for a better world, so please accept me.

Gfy.......

 

[luvmyhawks]

As I said, I will learn. In my land, posting these pics would get you imprisoned.

Never mind. You can stay. But, more of this please.

 

[who r u]

I'm The Official FSU ass to HROT.

fify

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Welcome. Iowa has been taking refugees from Florida ever since the Underground Railroad, so its nothing new. We understand that you come from a third world of crime, violence, drugs, and strawlessness.

Note: If you are a person of color though, stear clear of Northwest Iowa which is a Steve King/Klan hellscape. You might as well have sought refuge in Mississippi.

 

[longliveCS40]

Entry requires boob pics and many cases of Yuengling smuggled cross country to fight bar every week.

 

[Rudolph]

I like how @The Tradition tries to explain everything that existed well before him and has like a third grade understanding of them.

Quintessentially HR.

 

[unIowa]

As I said, I will learn. In my land, posting these pics would get you imprisoned.

Only one butt pic, really disappointed. Your application is on hold.

 

[JMNSHO]

I like how @The Tradition tries to explain everything that existed well before him and has like a third grade understanding of them.

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