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On this board it will be easy to predict the outcome.
Because this one sucks.Someone needs to teach Republicans how to create an analogy.
Someone needs to teach Republicans how to create an analogy.
I always thought my "Man in a Well" analogy was best. It used to be anyway. I really don't know what anything is anymore these days. Anywhoo...
A liberal and conservative are out for a walk when they came across a man screaming from down in a well. They looked at each other and decided to run back home to get some help.
Upon returning, they each had completely different ideas and items in regards to "helping" the man. The liberal had pillows and blankets and food to help the man be comfortable for as long as he could down there...constantly reminding him who it was that brought him such wonderful items and expecting him to remember in the future. The conservative had a rope. He tied it to the side of the well and threw the other end of it over and said, "Good luck" and continued on his walk. Who helped him more?
Spoiler alert, your analogy sucks too.
Offer a better one then maybe instead of complaining about it?Because this one sucks.
On this subject? Pass.Offer a better one then maybe instead of complaining about it?
More like the D would call the fire department who would go down a ladder, administer first aid and pull the guy up. While the R would pretended he didn’t see the man and walk on.No. Mine is great. With the rope...and you throwing down a pillow and a voting ballot.
More like the D would call the fire department who would go down a ladder, administer first aid and pull the guy up. While the R would pretended he didn’t see the man and walk on.
This except 2020 Cons would stop to explain to the man in the well that he has a rope, a spectacular rope, one of the finest ropes in the world, but he worked hard for it and wasn’t going to just loan it out for free. If well man wires 2020 con some money he would loan him the rope.
LOL...the conservative wouldn't have gone to get a damn thing. You'd have yelled down - "You got yourself into this. Get your own ass out" and then continued walking. And - truthfully - I'm not certain you'd expend that much energy.I always thought my "Man in a Well" analogy was best. It used to be anyway. I really don't know what anything is anymore these days. Anywhoo...
A liberal and conservative are out for a walk when they came across a man screaming from down in a well. They looked at each other and decided to run back home to get some help.
Upon returning, they each had completely different ideas and items in regards to "helping" the man. The liberal had pillows and blankets and food to help the man be comfortable for as long as he could down there...constantly reminding him who it was that brought him such wonderful items and expecting him to remember in the future. The conservative had a rope. He tied it to the side of the well and threw the other end of it over and said, "Good luck" and continued on his walk. Who helped him more?
Lion life is fūcking vicious. Watched a documentary about them and these 4 younger males ganged up on this older male lion and tore him to shreds. The biggest piece of him left was his paw. They did it to establish dominance and take over his pride. Also if an adult male lion sees a cub that’s not his he will immediately kill it then mate with the mother.
Saw a video from a safari where a lion ripped open the soft skin of a zebras belly. The guts fell out of zebra while it was trying to run away. Zebra is trying to run with its guts dragging on the ground underneath/behind it. Didn’t make it very far then fell over while the pack started to chow down on zebra intestines. Zebra is laying there screaming while lions are feasting on its innards. Just freaking brutal. Mother Nature is seriously wicked.
While the R would pretended he didn’t see the man and walk on.
LOL...the conservative wouldn't have gone to get a damn thing. You'd have yelled down - "You got yourself into this. Get your own ass out" and then continued walking. And - truthfully - I'm not certain you'd expend that much energy.
The one in the middle is contemplating lunch.I'll go with option 3:
If they haven't figured it out by now then they never will.Someone needs to teach Republicans how to create an analogy.
I saw one where a young lion who was to succeed his father as King of the Pride Lands. But his uncle murdered the father and the young Lion was manipulated into thinking he was responsible and fled into exile. After growing up in the company of the carefree outcasts, the young lion received valuable perspective from his childhood friend and returned to challenge his uncle to end his tyranny and take his place in the Circle of Life as the rightful King.Saw one where a large clan of Hyenas were f'ing with three or four female lions. In fact, it looked pretty dire for one of the lions. All of a sudden a male lion appeared, ran straight for the matriarch of the clan, and paralyzed her. Game over.
I gave you a like for your astute withdrawal of effort.On this subject? Pass.
I always thought my "Man in a Well" analogy was best. It used to be anyway. I really don't know what anything is anymore these days. Anywhoo...
A liberal and conservative are out for a walk when they came across a man screaming from down in a well. They looked at each other and decided to run back home to get some help.
Upon returning, they each had completely different ideas and items in regards to "helping" the man. The liberal had pillows and blankets and food to help the man be comfortable for as long as he could down there...constantly reminding him who it was that brought him such wonderful items and expecting him to remember in the future. The conservative had a rope. He tied it to the side of the well and threw the other end of it over and said, "Good luck" and continued on his walk. Who helped him more?