I've worked from home almost exclusively since we were sent home during the pandemic. Went in to work today It's amazing how awkward it is to poop with someone in the next door stall. Never used to even phase me.
Pooping next to people at work
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I love dropping a deuce when someone in stall next to me. Try and make it as awkward as possible for the other person.
This.
Perfect way to have people at work leave you alone. Make as much noise as you can, stink it up and don't wash your hands.
I will wait for the bathroom to clear first, for privacy, but more importantly, smell. I don’t know WTF some of the guys eat, but i can’t smell that shit without gagging or vomiting.
I'll try to wait them out, so I can have the place to myself. But, if it becomes a stalemate, and they are trying to do the same thing, then I'll give it all I got to punish them.
Nothing better than dropping an absolute mean grumpy only yo follow it up with some guttural noises and end it with a “whew”
Just when I thought I knew you…. People who don’t give their workmates a courtesy flush are SOTE.
Sounds like you got used to fapping while pooping. It'll be less awkward if you restrain yourself from fapping.
That’s great. Especially because our dogs name is HankOn a total tangent, reminds me I need to get a couple these for Mother’s Day.
A courtesy flush is a best practice. Nobody likes doing the walk of shame to the sink after stinking up the work place bathroom.
I don’t work in an office, but if I have to poop at a public place with stalls, sometimes I will poop in one stall/toilet leave it there, move over to another stall/toilet, wipe and flush. If I have time I’ll sit there until someone discovers it. The reactions are priceless!
The pinnacle of excellence would be if you could bring a gerbil or mouse to work. Go into the stall and ensure there is someone next to him, and grunt loud and say “come on little fella, don’t fight me, come on, time to come out!” Then drop the animal on the floor, pull up pants, exit stall and go back to work like nothing happened.
I just turn up the volume on my phone so loud that I forget someone else is in there, it makes it much easier to focus in on the stepsister.
I've witnessed the other side. Seeing my ex, a hottie at the time, on the toilet. I ran out of there. Ugh. One time the flush was broken and her present was still in it. That is the day I got lifetime ptsd.
There are guys on my floor that head into the stalls with a copy of War and Peace.
they settle in for the day. Its atrocious what goes on in that room especially the guys who sound like they are sparring in a boxing ring -
they settle in for the day. Its atrocious what goes on in that room especially the guys who sound like they are sparring in a boxing ring -
Break this down for me a bit more... You take shit then walk over to another toilet finish your shit? Do you waddle over with your pants down?
Edit: oops, replied to the reply of the post I meant to reply to
If ya gotta poop you gotta poop.
What I find ridiculous is the dude who walks past the empty urinals to the stalls to stand up and piss in the toilet.
You have to have some SERIOUS tiny penis insecurities to not even be able to use a urinal.
What I find ridiculous is the dude who walks past the empty urinals to the stalls to stand up and piss in the toilet.
You have to have some SERIOUS tiny penis insecurities to not even be able to use a urinal.
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I am a shameful shitter.
Nothing I hate more than being in the middle of a nice, relaxing poop and have some jerk come into the stall next to me.
I always pinch off and return later. So rude!
On a total tangent, reminds me I need to get a couple these for Mother’s Day.
LOL, my dog will not look at me when dropping her deuce, she's a very refined lady.
However, once she's done she wants to hightail it out of the area, so I have to pull back on her leash until I get that crap bagged and tagged, while trying not to gag.🤮
My dog is the type that dares me to break eye contact while she leaves daddy a present.
Some folks are so weird. It's just pooping. I can be in and out in under 5 mins. There's not a single thing awkward about it.
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It's smelly bacteria ridden waste being squeezed out of your dirty butthole.
It is gross to do in close proximity to another human.
Pooping next to someone right now. I like to try to guess who it is based on their shoes.
If I'm pooping at work there's something terribly wrong with my regularity.
