Pop tarts thread.
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Frosted strawberry or s'mores and I eat them straight out of the package. No toaster.
Has to be pop tarts not that crappy toast em garbage.
Frosted brown sugar is the best flavor. Just saying.
I use them to bait the mouse traps in my garage (seriously).
Work perfect. Hard on the outside sticky on the inside so if I put a piece vertically on the trigger it sticks to it enough the mouse has to tug a little too hard to get it off the trigger.
Crammed full of preservatives so the extras get stuck in my vehicles as winter emergency food.
Work perfect. Hard on the outside sticky on the inside so if I put a piece vertically on the trigger it sticks to it enough the mouse has to tug a little too hard to get it off the trigger.
Crammed full of preservatives so the extras get stuck in my vehicles as winter emergency food.
I toast them and slather them with butter before eating with a knife and fork. Especially good on the brown sugar and cinnamon variety, but good on any flavor.
I prefer frosted, but this method makes even the plain ones edible.
I prefer frosted, but this method makes even the plain ones edible.
Jeebus. 74g of carbs, 38g of sugar.
Where's NYC to put a tax on these things? That's 1:1 for sugar content vs. a soda, and 2:1 for 'fast' carbs, which are basically sugar.
Two words. Frosted strawberry with s'mores a distant second. Only toast the s'mores on occasion. Never toast the strawberry.
So, I learned today that people butter their pop tarts.
Good either way, but I prefer toasted. I then punch holes in them with my fork to let the butter seep in.
I don't buy them and never been around any that did. They look like pie crust with a tiny bit of jelly filling. Is that accurate?
There is something deeply wrong and un-American about someone who has never had a Poptart.
That is clinical description.
Actually they are an important part of the comfort food diet when you are feeling nostalgic for a little bit of your childhood.
Pop Tarts are for children and fat people.
That being said, I mauled some Smores ones. They were OK.
That being said, I mauled some Smores ones. They were OK.
You watch your mouth! Pop tarts are fvcking delicious sir!
I didn't include butter on my brown sugar cinnamon OP because I was afraid of being ridiculed. I learned today to be myself. Damn the consequences. Toasted! Buttered (on the back)! And then split in 2 front from back.
Timely topic for me, Lol. Yesterday, the local IGA had 4 boxes of s'more pop tarts in the reduced bin for $1. I bought them all. (I'm a sucker for reduced grocery items.) When the time came to leave Santa a cookie on a plate by the stockings, I suggested to the kids we leave a pop tart instead. "Santa" took a big ass bite. I don't care much for sweets and these didn't change my mind. Could we get these in some savory flavors perhaps?
