Pretty Eyes and Thick Thighs

I was looking forward to your comment(s) in this thread. You are the master on this subject.
I will take that as a compliment.

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This ain’t worth it OP. Cut off the texting ASAP, there’s nothing good to come out of it.
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs (and post about it on HORT), even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
 

ping72

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Not great not terrible.

I'm probably addicted to sex, not kidding.

I probably get more action than 99% of the guys on this forum yet I'm never satisfied. At least that's what the wife always says.

Dang…do you guys do it like twice a month?? Braggart.
 
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HawkMachine

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Come on, he's admitting to asking her about PIITB - they've already done stuff.
No, nothing physical. Haven't seen her in over a year.

Shared some pics and sexting if that's what you call it.

Yes that's probably "cheating", not a perfect guy I guess.
 

jellyfish10

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If I like what I see from the knees up, I wouldn't even know what their ankle to calf ratio is. You boys are focused on the wrong thing. :D
Considering I haven’t had sex since moby dick was a minnow, you might be on to something.
 
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HawkMachine

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Dang…do you guys do it like twice a month?? Braggart.

I probably get my "Oh Face" on at least 4 times a week.

I'm seriously addicted to sex/women.

Back in the day I was probably addicted to porn, not anymore though.

Lately I've been watching more as I'm searching for the chubby stuff. lol
 

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Oh my, Number 1 in the red and gold bikini top with Daisy Dukes is literally my ideal body type.

I would do unspeakable things with her. For days.
Yeah those three girls aren't really even in the chubby/bbw category.

And yes, number 1 is spectacular. Isn't that Angela White the adult star?
 

NDallasRuss

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Never said I was going to act on this.
Was texting back in forth with an old coworker just catching up and next thing you know she sends me a pic of her boobs.

Had a bra on but these things were massive, biggest I've ever seen in "real" life.

She starts talking a little dirty and next pic is without the bra.
It seems like you kinda already started down that path.
 

bhawk24bob

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A few weekends ago, I went with a friend to go see his kid at college and the friend told me his son needed a little direction. I giggled because I am probably the last person that should be lecturing somebody on attending class or studying.

His kid shows up, whom I've known his entire life, towing an anchor. Deuce, maybe deuce+
 

PoopandBoogers

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Guys, there's a chance I'm going down a road I thought I would NEVER go down.

Was texting back in forth with an old coworker just catching up and next thing you know she sends me a pic of her boobs.

Had a bra on but these things were massive, biggest I've ever seen in "real" life.

She starts talking a little dirty and next pic is without the bra.

I've dated skinny chicks my whole life. Wife is 125 pounds and taller than the average female. Amazing body.

This girl is not skinny. She's not HUGE either.

I started searching on the web for chubby girls, etc. There's a chance I might be into BBW girls.

What is going on?????????




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Post the bra pic she sent you and we can probably give you better advice.
 

Aardvark86

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Guys, there's a chance I'm going down a road I thought I would NEVER go down.

Was texting back in forth with an old coworker just catching up and next thing you know she sends me a pic of her boobs.

Had a bra on but these things were massive, biggest I've ever seen in "real" life.

She starts talking a little dirty and next pic is without the bra.

I've dated skinny chicks my whole life. Wife is 125 pounds and taller than the average female. Amazing body.

This girl is not skinny. She's not HUGE either.

I started searching on the web for chubby girls, etc. There's a chance I might be into BBW girls.

What is going on?????????




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To paraphrase the late, great, Frank Zappa, sounds like you've got a big dilemna 'bout your Big Leg Emma.

 
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