Pretty sure I just witnessed the biggest cucking of all time

[Derekd3408]

Absolute smoke show of a 40 year old, who was writing a letter to someone in the pool (pics were sent to some), got into a blowout with her husband in front of the whole resort. He stormed off and never returned. She proceeded to get hammered at the pool and 4 young bucks swooped in. They left together 15 min ago. Ol girl is having the time of her life right now. /CSB

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Absolute smoke show of a 40 year old, who was writing a letter to someone in the pool (pics were sent to some), got into a blowout with her husband in front of the whole resort. He stormed off and never returned. She proceeded to get hammered at the pool and 4 young bucks swooped in. They left together 15 min ago. Ol girl is having the time of her life right now. /CSB

which sort of resort would this be?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Are we not worthy???

 

[Moral]

So an emotional lady just got drunk and escorted off with four random guys. Maybe probably potentially not about to have a good time.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

 

[Derekd3408]

So an emotional lady just got drunk and escorted off with four random guys. Maybe probably potentially not about to have a good time.

She was initiating the whole thing. I can safely says as a person that is fully against women being taken advantage of, she was drunk, but also of sound mind, and hunting after the fight with hubby.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Absolute smoke show of a 40 year old, who was writing a letter to someone in the pool (pics were sent to some), got into a blowout with her husband in front of the whole resort. He stormed off and never returned. She proceeded to get hammered at the pool and 4 young bucks swooped in. They left together 15 min ago. Ol girl is having the time of her life right now. /CSB

Who got the pics so we can badger them to post? Jelly?

 

[globalhawk]

Absolute smoke show of a 40 year old, who was writing a letter to someone in the pool (pics were sent to some), got into a blowout with her husband in front of the whole resort. He stormed off and never returned. She proceeded to get hammered at the pool and 4 young bucks swooped in. They left together 15 min ago. Ol girl is having the time of her life right now. /CSB

Please tell me she picked up the young guys tab.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

they employ these studs at these types of resorts to keep the female clientele happy. all in a days' work

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Absolute smoke show of a 40 year old, who was writing a letter to someone in the pool (pics were sent to some), got into a blowout with her husband in front of the whole resort. He stormed off and never returned. She proceeded to get hammered at the pool and 4 young bucks swooped in. They left together 15 min ago. Ol girl is having the time of her life right now. /CSB

Is it technically a “cucking”? Him leaving doesn’t mean he endorses her getting a train pulled on her.

cucking​

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistichumiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.
I would have never guessed the neighbor was into cucking until he asked me to bareback his wife like a cheap whore in front of him.

Cheryl stopped bringing men home after she realized her husband enjoyed cucking more than ****ing her.

Urban Dictionary: cucking

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistic humiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Derekd3408]

Jelly got red bikini writing a letter snaps. She's smoke.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Jelly got red bikini writing a letter snaps. She's smoke.

Translation?

 

[Derekd3408]

Translation?

@jellyfish10

 

[ConvenientParking]

Translation?

@jellyfish10 received Snapchat app messages from OP with the pictures he'd described. I bet jelly didn't save them. Snaps delete if you don't save them

 

[ConvenientParking]

Snapchat is how people buy weed now if it's still illegal in their state.

 

[BelemNole]

We were backpacking a few years back and camped at a lake that was supposed to be fishless to avoid the crowds on the lakes with golden trout in them. Set up camp and saw a couple on the other side of the lake. The got into a huge argument, could hear the yelling across the lake. About the same time we saw fish jump in the fishless lake so we grabbed our gear and headed down. About 30 minutes later the girl shows up, walks right down to the water by us and strips down and starts splashing in the water. So we banged her right there.
Or just kept fishing until he came down and started yelling at her. One of the two.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

CSB.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

@jellyfish10 received Snapchat app messages from OP with the pictures he'd described. I bet jelly didn't save them. Snaps delete if you don't save them

If only OP had other posters in his friends list who would KNOW to screenshot things so they were saved for the greater good.

 

[ThorneStockton]

P I C S
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[QChawks]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

OP failure. This easily could have been a pic thread

 

[millah_22]

No pics for the rest of us? OP locking up WPOTY early.

 

[HawCory]

 

[Derekd3408]

Send me a snap so

If only OP had other posters in his friends list who would KNOW to screenshot things so they were saved for the greater good.

I can remember your handle. I forget who's who anymore.

 

[Moral]

She was initiating the whole thing. I can safely says as a person that is fully against women being taken advantage of, she was drunk, but also of sound mind, and hunting after the fight with hubby.

Big if true. For divorce lawyers. Unless he was in on a staged fight to actually setup some sort of weird cuck shit.

 

[Derekd3408]

No pics for the rest of us? OP locking up WPOTY early.

I'm sorry, who are you? 🤔

 

[Derekd3408]

Big if true. For divorce lawyers. Unless he was in on a staged fight to actually setup some sort of weird cuck shit.

Possibly. Great actors if true and the slap was icing.

 

[Derekd3408]

OP failure. This easily could have been a pic thread

You're not wrong, but I faked taking a pic of the wife to get the shot I did. Didn't think about saving it. I'll be better next time.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Send me a snap so

I can remember your handle. I forget who's who anymore.

Just start firing, you’re bound to get it, haha

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

@jellyfish10 was likely taking his semi annual bath since it is in the 50's and his hose thawed out. JK Jelly, you would have made a great addition to the concrete crew. Fit right in with Muddy Reefers, Slo-Mo, Augerhead and the Artic Fox...

 

[Derekd3408]

Just start firing, you’re bound to get it, haha

I only go 15 deep in my contacts anymore. Got in too much trouble for certain snaps in the past.

 

[lucas80]

Is it technically a “cucking”? Him leaving doesn’t mean he endorses her getting a train pulled on her.

cucking​

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistichumiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.
I would have never guessed the neighbor was into cucking until he asked me to bareback his wife like a cheap whore in front of him.

Cheryl stopped bringing men home after she realized her husband enjoyed cucking more than ****ing her.

Urban Dictionary: cucking

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistic humiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.

www.urbandictionary.com

We just call that being Northerned around here.

 

[jasonrann]

OP must be in New Orleans.

 

[StormHawk42]

Pretty sure cucking is a consenting agreement with both partners participating to an extent.

I think you’re just witnessing a pissed off partner hitting the trail for some strange D.

 

[QChawks]

 

[DBQStarHawk]

OP must be in New Orleans.

Thought the same!

 

[TJ8869]

Any chance there’s a youth hockey tournament going on near your hotel?

 

[Moral]

 

[Derekd3408]

OP must be in New Orleans.

Speaking of Bachelorette parties, if your fiancé, wife, GF, SO, wants to go to Mexico for a pre wedding party. Say no. There are like 6 Bachelorette parties here and they are giving no ****s.

 

[DooBi]

Any chance there’s a youth hockey tournament going on near your hotel?

Damnit. I was going to ask if the young bucks were on a high school hockey team. Beat me to it. Lol