If you know the price of a bag of toys from Wal Mart, then you're a mouth breather too.
Do you know how the internet works? Click the link and it will give you the price for the toy. I know you're prison guard dumb but I assumed since you've made it this far on the internet you had at least a simple understanding of how it worked.
Now go try to buy some more friends or maybe you can find out if you can bribe your daughter into actually talking to you again. GFY