Scorpion stings man in testicles while sleeping in bed at Las Vegas hotel, report says

[NorthernHawkeye]

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Scorpion stings man in testicles while sleeping in bed at Las Vegas hotel, report says

A California man said a scorpion recently stung him in his testicles while he was sleeping in a bed at a Las Vegas hotel, according to a report.

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[FormerlyCyberCy]

Yikes! I’ll take the bed bugs, please!

 

[ParkerHawk]

Those little buggers are Always Somewhere

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

LOL. Dude goes to Vegas, gets himself the clap and blames a scorpion.

 

[The Tradition]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I heard this story earlier today. Why would the scorpion choose to sting him on his nuts rather than 98% of the rest of his body??

 

[The Tradition]

I heard this story earlier today. Why would the scorpion choose to sting him on his nuts rather than 98% of the rest of his body??

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Perhaps permanently.....

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I heard this story earlier today. Why would the scorpion choose to sting him on his nuts rather than 98% of the rest of his body??

They’re evil.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

They’re evil.

I saw scorpions in Iraq. Still was never worried about them like I am of a brown recluse

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I saw scorpions in Iraq. Still was never worried about them like I am of a brown recluse

Good call.

I got bitten by a brown widow last year. Didn’t know there was such a thing.


Hurt like hell and my hand swelled up like a balloon.

F spiders

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Good call.

I got bitten by a brown widow last year. Didn’t know there was such a thing.


Hurt like hell and my hand swelled up like a balloon.

F spiders

Best reason to have cats and dog. They kill those things.

 

[The Tradition]

I found a dead scorpion in my sleeping bag at summer camp one year. It didn't sting me before it died, but it still sorta freaked me out.

 

[The Tradition]

Best reason to have cats and dog. They kill those things.

My cat will watch a spider wander by and not give it a second look.

Sad excuse for a cat.

 

[Caravaggio Hawkeye]

I heard this story earlier today. Why would the scorpion choose to sting him on his nuts rather than 98% of the rest of his body??

Subtle brag that your nuts are 2% of your body?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

My cat will watch a spider wander by and not give it a second look.

Sad excuse for a cat.

Must be old.

 

[Fan In Black]

that would hurt

 

[General Tso]

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Came here to post the band. Damn you

 

[desihawk]

i recall many movies in which the villain executes an elaborate plan to kill someone with scorpions introduced into a bed. The potential victim invariably escapes but i was given to believe they would’ve died miserably if only the plan had succeeded. Now i learn that a man can absorb a horrific sting in the testicles and still be functional enough to negotiate a comped room and checkout next day. dumb movie writers have zero clue.

 

[goldmom]

I saw scorpions in Iraq. Still was never worried about them like I am of a brown recluse

I’ve been bitten by both. Scorpion pain was hellish for about 15 minutes. I was barefoot and stepped on it.
Brown recluse bit me while I was asleep (they are nocturnal) and it didn’t wake me up. I thought I had a weird mosquito bite that morning but by 11 AM it was a raw wound the size of a silver dollar with a black necrotic ring around it. I was in the Doctors office by noon and on antibiotics by that afternoon.
If a scorpion bit me on my privates I’d have hired the best PI attorney in Nevada. The burning pain is unbearable.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I’ve been bitten by both. Scorpion pain was hellish for about 15 minutes. I was barefoot and stepped on it.
Brown recluse bit me while I was asleep (they are nocturnal) and it didn’t wake me up. I thought I had a weird mosquito bite that morning but by 11 AM it was a raw wound the size of a silver dollar with a black necrotic ring around it. I was in the Doctors office by noon and on antibiotics by that afternoon.
If a scorpion bit me on my privates I’d have hired the best PI attorney in Nevada. The burning pain is unbearable.

Yeah, those casinos will settle.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

I have an extremely irrational fear of scorpions, living in Iowa. When I was very young, there was a scorpion poolside at a hotel in Kansas City. Them fvckers with their curly fvcking stinger tail. Fvck them.

Also the Boo Box screen from Hook.

https://youtu.be/8eZITdhMtmo?si=LEwo82kpAEaE9JBU

 

[Herky T Hawk]

I have an extremely irrational fear of scorpions, living in Iowa. When I was very young, there was a scorpion poolside at a hotel in Kansas City. Them fvckers with their curly fvcking stinger tail. Fvck them.

Also the Boo Box screen from Hook.

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I thought most of us had an irrational fear of human sized scorpions from watching Clash of the Titans as a kid.

 

[FranklinHawk]

Scorpion stingers are fun!

 

[Finance85]

I heard this story earlier today. Why would the scorpion choose to sting him on his nuts rather than 98% of the rest of his body??

I think you're giving too much credit. Probably more like 99.5%. That's just a guess though.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I heard this story earlier today. Why would the scorpion choose to sting him on his nuts rather than 98% of the rest of his body??

Maybe he has balls as big as churchbells?

 

[GOHOX69]

I’ve been bitten by both. Scorpion pain was hellish for about 15 minutes. I was barefoot and stepped on it.
Brown recluse bit me while I was asleep (they are nocturnal) and it didn’t wake me up. I thought I had a weird mosquito bite that morning but by 11 AM it was a raw wound the size of a silver dollar with a black necrotic ring around it. I was in the Doctors office by noon and on antibiotics by that afternoon.
If a scorpion bit me on my privates I’d have hired the best PI attorney in Nevada. The burning pain is unbearable.

If a scorpion bit you on your privates, you could monetize that on onlyfans j/k

 

[goldmom]

If a scorpion bit you on your privates, you could monetize that on onlyfans j/k

So they have a Seniors Division? 👵🏻

 

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Scorpion stings man in testicles while sleeping in bed at Las Vegas hotel, report says

A California man said a scorpion recently stung him in his testicles while he was sleeping in a bed at a Las Vegas hotel, according to a report.

turnto10.com

I was just in vegas. Saw an ambulance hauling out somebody as I left.

 

[SoProudNole]

My cat will watch a spider wander by and not give it a second look.

Sad excuse for a cat.

Probably just hopes you get bitten and die.

 

[naturalbornhawk]

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Scorpion stings man in testicles while sleeping in bed at Las Vegas hotel, report says

A California man said a scorpion recently stung him in his testicles while he was sleeping in a bed at a Las Vegas hotel, according to a report.

turnto10.com

I'm interested to see that review.

 

[B1GDeal]

Must be old.

I saw this comment and thought it was a reply to post #15.

 

[jasonrann]

I see all kinds of critters at the in-laws down at the Ozarks. I have disposed of two scorpions and one snake that were in the house so far. Good times in Hee Haw land.