Should I have ordered the Cole slaw?

[FAUlty Gator]

Here in my last night in Cleveland and I’m at the bar of a restaurant I like. Sitting there have a few cold ones and ready to order exactly what I want. Guy and his wife saddle up next to me. Nice folks.

Anywho…right before I order, he exclaims, “They have the best Cole slaw here I’ve ever had. You gotta get the Cole slaw. It’s so good. You won’t believe it.” Easily the strongest Cole slaw recommendation I’ve ever gotten. Problem is, I didn’t want anything to do with Cole slaw. But it was only 2 bucks so I was torn.

I didn’t order it. And you could tell he was pretty upset about it. Not being a dick about it or anything. Just disappointed in me. And I have to admit…I felt bad for not ordering it.

Should I have gotten the Cole slaw?

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

You should have banged his wife and ordered the cole slaw for him before you left.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Cole slaw is fine when there's a little bit off to the side of all the stuff you did want. But paying extra for cole slaw is silly. The best cole slaw in the world isn't worth $2. And some guy who's apparently a cole slaw aficionado is a tasteless rube. You did right.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Here in my last night in Cleveland and I’m at the bar of a restaurant I like. Sitting there have a few cold ones and ready to order exactly what I want. Guy and his wife saddle up next to me. Nice folks.

Anywho…right before I order, he exclaims, “They have the best Cole slaw here I’ve ever had. You gotta get the Cole slaw. It’s so good. You won’t believe it.” Easily the strongest Cole slaw recommendation I’ve ever gotten. Problem is, I didn’t want anything to do with Cole slaw. But it was only 2 bucks so I was torn.

I didn’t order it. And you could tell he was pretty upset about it. Not being a dick about it or anything. Just disappointed in me. And I have to admit…I felt bad for not ordering it.

Should I have gotten the Cole slaw?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

“Cole slaw” is a coded invitation in the swinger universe. Like the pineapple thing. Sounds like you missed out.

 

[millah_22]

Here in my last night in Cleveland and I’m at the bar of a restaurant I like. Sitting there have a few cold ones and ready to order exactly what I want. Guy and his wife saddle up next to me. Nice folks.

Anywho…right before I order, he exclaims, “They have the best Cole slaw here I’ve ever had. You gotta get the Cole slaw. It’s so good. You won’t believe it.” Easily the strongest Cole slaw recommendation I’ve ever gotten. Problem is, I didn’t want anything to do with Cole slaw. But it was only 2 bucks so I was torn.

I didn’t order it. And you could tell he was pretty upset about it. Not being a dick about it or anything. Just disappointed in me. And I have to admit…I felt bad for not ordering it.

Should I have gotten the Cole slaw?

if you didn't want the slaw then don't order the f*ckin slaw.

you're good.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

OP failure as noted above. It's like Costanza, "Oh yea, well I f'd your wife", Kramer was right

 

[jasonrann]

Dude's wife wanted an extra cawk for her 2-hole. You missed out.

 

[millah_22]

Dude's wife wanted an extra cawk for her 2-hole. You missed out.

my wife got real mad at me one time on a run bc i told a stranger there was a big ass heron in a field, i can't imagine how pissed she'd be if i pestered some strangers at dinner about some cole slaw.

 

[NDallasRuss]

my wife got real mad at me one time on a run bc i told a stranger there was a big ass heron in a field, i can't imagine how pissed she'd be if i pestered some strangers at dinner about some cole slaw.

Pic of heron's big ass?

 

[millah_22]

Pic of heron's big ass?

This was one of the largest birds I’ve ever seen outside of captivity. It could have carried me to the ocean if wanted

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Here in my last night in Cleveland and I’m at the bar of a restaurant I like. Sitting there have a few cold ones and ready to order exactly what I want. Guy and his wife saddle up next to me. Nice folks.

Anywho…right before I order, he exclaims, “They have the best Cole slaw here I’ve ever had. You gotta get the Cole slaw. It’s so good. You won’t believe it.” Easily the strongest Cole slaw recommendation I’ve ever gotten. Problem is, I didn’t want anything to do with Cole slaw. But it was only 2 bucks so I was torn.

I didn’t order it. And you could tell he was pretty upset about it. Not being a dick about it or anything. Just disappointed in me. And I have to admit…I felt bad for not ordering it.

Should I have gotten the Cole slaw?

Was the wife hot? Because what he wanted was to watch you with her. He should have said try the vaginer slaw…

 

[win4jj]

No. And if he was upset about it he might be a weirdo.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

Here in my last night in Cleveland and I’m at the bar of a restaurant I like. Sitting there have a few cold ones and ready to order exactly what I want. Guy and his wife saddle up next to me. Nice folks.

Anywho…right before I order, he exclaims, “They have the best Cole slaw here I’ve ever had. You gotta get the Cole slaw. It’s so good. You won’t believe it.” Easily the strongest Cole slaw recommendation I’ve ever gotten. Problem is, I didn’t want anything to do with Cole slaw. But it was only 2 bucks so I was torn.

I didn’t order it. And you could tell he was pretty upset about it. Not being a dick about it or anything. Just disappointed in me. And I have to admit…I felt bad for not ordering it.

Should I have gotten the Cole slaw?

Yes, and it's an easy call especially if you enjoy talking to the guy and want to continue the convo.

I'm at a restaurant in Missouri and someone tells me they have awesome cheesy grits. Well, I hate grits.

But I get them and they are delish. Now I order them every time I'm there.

You just never know when you're going to learn something.

 

[TJ8869]

Here in my last night in Cleveland and I’m at the bar of a restaurant I like. Sitting there have a few cold ones and ready to order exactly what I want. Guy and his wife saddle up next to me. Nice folks.

Either guy and his wife were gettin’ it on right there at the bar or that was a fantastic WOB.

 

[The Tradition]

I have to admit, a good slaw dog with an all beef frank is hard to beat.

 

[goldmom]

“Cole slaw” is a coded invitation in the swinger universe. Like the pineapple thing. Sounds like you missed out.

This. It was probably coleslaw with little pieces of pineapple mixed in.
A night of wild pleasure missed out on for sure.

 

[rfgiowa]

If you don't want a certain food item, so be it. Anyone who gets upset at a complete stranger who didn't order said item is one odd duck.

 

[Derekd3408]

Best Cole Slaw I've ever had was homemade by a guy hammered drunk off rumpy at a bar called Sports Center in Larchwood IA. Untouchable. Will never have anything remotely as good. /CSB

 

[OrlandNole]

“Cole slaw” is a coded invitation in the swinger universe. Like the pineapple thing. Sounds like you missed out.

It's a combination creampie/tossed salad.