Sneeze farts.

[lucas80]

When you are overtaken by this combo you can only dramatically over emphasize the sneeze, right? That’s your best hope of your co-workers noticing the fart, right?
Any other options that HORT has gone with would be appreciated.

 

[EasyHawk]

At my age, that turns into a very bad situation.

 

[torbee]

SNARTS are awesome.

 

[QChawks]

great band name

 

[IACub]

It's usually SNEEZE fart (chuckle)

 

[Underscore2]

OH dear.

 

[jonesy5960]

I don't believe this has ever happened to me.

 

[jasonrann]

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

I worked for a summer during college at a body shop. A couple came in for an estimate and I stood near the woman while the shop manager and painter assessed the damage for an estimate with her husband. While we were standing there, she sneezed and let out a nice fart with it. I remember feeling her embarrassed eyes glance at me. Of course I found it funny, but I stood stone faced and acted like it didn't happen. That's all I have to add here.

 

[IACub]

I worked for a summer during college at a body shop. A couple came in for an estimate and I stood near the woman while the shop manager and painter assessed the damage for an estimate with her husband. While we were standing there, she sneezed and let out a nice fart with it. I remember feeling her embarrassed eyes glance at me. Of course I found it funny, but I stood stone faced and acted like it didn't happen. That's all I have to add here.

You are a stronger man than I am, sir.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Hurt! I thought I ripped my butt hole the last time it happened.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]