So I'm pretty sure my neighbor across the street caught the deads

[jasonrann]

I am home with my daughter today because she has the flu. After resting with her a bit, I am woke up by several knocks on the door. There are local news teams across the street. When I went outside, they approached me and started asking questions. Apparently, the guy's wife has not been seen since last June, but a missing persons report was filed only a week ago. I know I saw her working outside in the yard last fall. They have a daughter at college and it sounds like she is wondering where the hell mom is. This is about as quiet of a neighborhood as you could possibly find around here. I guess you never know.

https://www.kshb.com/news/local-new...-seek-help-to-locate-woman-missing-since-june

 

[BelemNole]

Can you account for your whereabouts?

 

[Joes Place]

I am home with my daughter today because she has the flu. After resting with her a bit, I am woke up by several knocks on the door. There are local news teams across the street. When I went outside, they approached me and started asking questions. Apparently, the guy's wife has not been seen since last June, but a missing persons report was filed only a week ago. I know I saw her working outside in the yard last fall. They have a daughter at college and it sounds like she is wondering where the hell mom is. This is about as quiet of a neighborhood as you could possibly find around here. I guess you never know.

https://www.kshb.com/news/local-new...-seek-help-to-locate-woman-missing-since-june

So, you didn't tell them you allegedly saw her "last fall", and thus they're still reporting "missing since June"?

Or are you not 100% sure on that?

Would think a guy would file a missing person's report on his wife in well under a week**

**depending on the wife

 

[McLovin32]

Have they checked her Fitbit GPS? Are there any hog farms around?

 

[brownd7949hawks]

So, you didn't tell them you allegedly saw her "last fall", and thus they're still reporting "missing since June"?

Or are you not 100% sure on that?

Would think a guy would file a missing person's report on his wife in well under a week**

**depending on the wife

He certainly could of just considered himself lucky

 

[Moral]

I hope you took the oppurtunity to talk about Klutz Kupp Seasoning. It is amazing stuff and the people deserve to know it.

 

[95Hawk]

Have they checked her Fitbit GPS? Are there any hog farms around?

Let’s not get all Barney-Fifey up here in this thread.

 

[jasonrann]

So, you didn't tell them you allegedly saw her "last fall", and thus they're still reporting "missing since June"?

Or are you not 100% sure on that?

Would think a guy would file a missing person's report on his wife in well under a week**

**depending on the wife

I told the reporters I saw her last fall and another neighbor did also. I plan to let the police know. I am getting together with a few other neighbors in a little bit.

 

[Joes Place]

What if she died of natural causes, and he hid the body to keep cashing her SS checks?

Were they Dems or Trumpers? Maybe he wants to keep her "around" to send in that extra absentee ballot in November....

 

[jasonrann]

So, you didn't tell them you allegedly saw her "last fall", and thus they're still reporting "missing since June"?

Or are you not 100% sure on that?

Would think a guy would file a missing person's report on his wife in well under a week**

**depending on the wife

One of the other neighbors said the husband told the daughter that mom died last summer from a stroke. He didn't tell the daughter so she could come home for a funeral? This is weird shit.

 

[jasonrann]

I hope you took the oppurtunity to talk about Klutz Kupp Seasoning. It is amazing stuff and the people deserve to know it.

You know it. I just happened to have my Klutz Kupp Seasoning shirt on and I apparently peaked the curiosity of the reporter.

 

[Joes Place]

I told the reporters I saw her last fall and another neighbor did also. I plan to let the police know. I am getting together with a few other neighbors in a little bit.

Was she walking around in the fall, or was this a "Weekend at Bernie's" sunning-on-the-back-patio thing?

 

[unIowa]

Have they checked her Fitbit GPS? Are there any hog farms around?

A GIRL DIED!

 

[Kenneth Griffin]

@IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life will solve this in no time!

 

[jasonrann]

Was she walking around in the fall, or was this a "Weekend at Bernie's" sunning-on-the-back-patio thing?

Interesting question. She did have a scarf and sunglasses on, but she appeared to walking around. I don't think she was on a hoverboard ala @hawkbirch .

 

[lonestar50]

Pic of college age daughter?

 

[Joes Place]

One of the other neighbors said the husband told the daughter that mom died last summer from a stroke. He didn't tell the daughter so she could come home for a funeral? This is weird shit.

So....."died from a stroke"....but "I forgot and filed a missing person's report 6 months later"...

....all very simple and believable.....

 

[JohnBasedow]

I plan to let the police know. I am getting together with a few other neighbors in a little bit.

Don’t bother, HROT is on it. We should have this puppy solved in no time.

 

[jasonrann]

So....."died from a stroke"....but "I forgot and filed a missing person's report 6 months later"...

....all very simple and believable.....

No joke, man. Can't make this shit up.

 

[hydro2.0]

You know it. I just happened to have my Klutz Kupp Seasoning shirt on and I apparently peaked the curiosity of the reporter.

as a seasoned veteran of the Klutz, how do I acquire said shirt?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Were the cops digging your used condoms out of the trash?

 

[jasonrann]

as a seasoned veteran of the Klutz, how do I acquire said shirt?

Sorry, my man. It's been out of production quite a while. Will have to get a few made I guess!

 

[Kakaw83]

Pic of college age daughter?

Pic of dead neighbor?

 

[jasonrann]

Were the cops digging your used condoms out of the trash?

Yup. They were impressed that I used Magnum XLs.

 

[dgordo]

Yup. They were impressed that I used Magnum XLs.

you like to tie them in knots for extra protection too?

 

[jasonrann]

you like to tie them in knots for extra protection too?

 

[Joes Place]

No joke, man. Can't make this shit up.

"No honey. Mom died from a stroke [of my ball peen hammer to the head. Just one, really. She was going to divorce me and take the house with half my stuff. One stroke - of that ball peen - and it was done] 6 months ago"

 

[hawkbirch]

Interesting question. She did have a scarf and sunglasses on, but she appeared to walking around. I don't think she was on a hoverboard ala @hawkbirch .

Seems your neighbor could help Mr. Birch work on his cover story. Crazy story. Let's us know when the excavation equipment rolls in

 

[Joes Place]

Seems your neighbor could help Mr. Birch work on his cover story. Crazy story. Let's us know when the excavation equipment rolls in

Better yet.....go bury a little jerky somewhere in his back yard......then tell the Po-Po you have a cadaver dog, bring him over to sniff that little jerky pack out.

Sit back, enjoy the show.

 

[jasonrann]

Better yet.....go bury a little jerky somewhere in his back yard......then tell the Po-Po you have a cadaver dog, bring him over to sniff that little jerky pack out.

Sit back, enjoy the show.

You guys are fuggin cracking me up. Gold, pure gold. I was going to throw a knife back there with some steak juice just to get the party started, but your idea is definitely better.

 

[dgordo]

Do you have any gloves you can bloody and put in his car?

 

[Mattski]

One of the other neighbors said the husband told the daughter that mom died last summer from a stroke. He didn't tell the daughter so she could come home for a funeral? This is weird shit.

And what, buried her in the back yard?

 

[ottumwan in tx]

"I am woke "


I bet you are!!

 

[lucas80]

Pic of disheveled Jason wearing cut off sweatpant shorts and wife beater when he first answered the door?

 

[Run&Blade]

Drop off a case of Corona.

 

[jasonrann]

Pic of disheveled Jason wearing cut off sweatshirt shorts and wife beater when he first answered the door?

You aren't far off. Cargo shorts, sweat shirt, flips. My daily attire, especially with a sick kid.

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

@IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life will solve this in no time!

Ask the husband to take a polygraph and go from there. That will point us in the right direction.

 

[torbee]

I told the reporters I saw her last fall and another neighbor did also. I plan to let the police know. I am getting together with a few other neighbors in a little bit.

To form a posse?

sweet

 

[HawCory]

You know it. I just happened to have my Klutz Kupp Seasoning shirt on and I apparently peaked the curiosity of the reporter.

WOB?

 

[Pinehawk]