So... what exactly is HBOT's ruling on "cool" men's shorts?

[The Tradition]

Denim cutoffs are obviously out.

Cargo shorts get a lot of hate around here.

Basketball shorts? No place for your phone, keys, lighters, smokes....

Men's dress shorts? No....

WTF are we supposed to wear when it's in the 90s and you want to look cool AND be cool?

 

[DogBoyRy]

Denim cutoffs are obviously out.

Cargo shorts get a lot of hate around here.

Basketball shorts? No place for your phone, keys, lighters, smokes....

Men's dress shorts? No....

WTF are we supposed to wear when it's in the 90s and you want to look cool AND be cool?

“Golf” shorts.
I recommend dunning.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I don't know if it's possible to look "cool" in shorts in most situations if you're over the age of 30.

 

[The Tradition]

I don't know if it's possible to look "cool" in shorts in most situations if you're over the age of 30.

Thanks for your perspective.

 

[SA_Hawk]

Golf shorts.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

I have a couple pairs of Eddie Bauer First Ascent shorts that have side pockets, but they're concealed. All you see is a zipper. They're not nearly as bulky as traditional cargo shorts. I've also got a couple pairs of Arc'teryx Gammas that are very similar to the EBs, but cost a lot more.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

I don't know if it's possible to look "cool" in shorts in most situations if you're over the age of 30.

I think people run into trouble with shorts when they wear crew or boot socks with them. That seems to be a staple of old people. Shorts look much better with no-show or low-cut socks, IMO. Sandals or flip-flops are even better.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Thanks for your perspective.

I appreciate your gratitude.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Denim cutoffs are obviously out.

Cargo shorts get a lot of hate around here.

Basketball shorts? No place for your phone, keys, lighters, smokes....

Men's dress shorts? No....

WTF are we supposed to wear when it's in the 90s and you want to look cool AND be cool?

I most certainly do not look cool, but I pay attention to those that look horrible and know what not to wear. I’m 53. Anything below the knee looks like I’m trying too hard. I prefer mine to hit just above the knee. I don’t wear athletic shorts in public, but have plenty for lounging around the house. Years ago I wore cargo, but damn those things are heavy and look awful.

Over the last 5 years or so I wear hybrid shorts, brands like Veece, Hurley, BKE or Maven. Quality is great and they last for years. Hybrid for me are prefect as we have a pool and spend a lot of time on the lake n the summer months.

 

[The Tradition]

I think people run into trouble with shorts when they wear crew or boot socks with them. That seems to be a staple of old people. Shorts look much better with no-show or low-cut socks, IMO. Sandals or flip-flops are even better.

Ruling on boat shoes?

(no socks)

 

[Moral]

I only wear shorts in the house.

 

[The Tradition]

I only wear shorts in the house.

Thanks for your perspective.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Ruling on boat shoes?

(no socks)

I wouldn't laugh at you.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I think people run into trouble with shorts when they wear crew or boot socks with them. That seems to be a staple of old people. Shorts look much better with no-show or low-cut socks, IMO. Sandals or flip-flops are even better.

I agree whole heartedly, but would add; outside of athletics and water activities there will always be a sacrifice of the cool factor for comfort.

But full disclosure, I sorta dig gen z's affinity for high tops and crew socks and also regularly look like a dork when I wear shorts. I'm just not under the impression that I look sharp while doing it.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I most certainly do not look cool, but I pay attention to those that look horrible and know what not to wear. I’m 53. Anything below the knee looks like I’m trying too hard. I prefer mine to hit just above the knee. I don’t wear athletic shorts in public, but have plenty for lounging around the house. Years ago I wore cargo, but damn those things are heavy and look awful.

Over the last 5 years or so I wear hybrid shorts, brands like Veece, Hurley, BKE or Maven. Quality is great and they last for years. Hybrid for me are prefect as we have a pool and spend a lot of time on the lake n the summer months.

I have a couple pairs of Northface hybrid shorts that I love for hiking. Zippered pockets and a key ring in the pocket have probably saved me from losing my stuff while being active more than once.

 

[OILCHECKER]

Nike or under armour golf shorts.

I am one of those guys that wear shorts and a hoodie all fall and even into winter

 

[jasonrann]

Cargo shorts are my go to and haters can suck it. Way more practical and comfortable than golf shorts.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Wearing some Calloway shorts currently OP, but will be changing into swim trunks shortly

 

[billanole]

I don't know if it's possible to look "cool" in shorts in most situations if you're over the age of 30.

Renegade™ Rock Short in Men's Shorts | KÜHL Clothing

Renegade Rock Short

www.kuhl.com

This is a nice pair.

 

[The Tradition]

Renegade™ Rock Short in Men's Shorts | KÜHL Clothing

Renegade Rock Short

www.kuhl.com

This is a nice pair.

Not a lot of color options there....

But thanks for your perspective!

 

[nck24]

Denim cutoffs are obviously out.

Cargo shorts get a lot of hate around here.

Basketball shorts? No place for your phone, keys, lighters, smokes....

Men's dress shorts? No....

WTF are we supposed to wear when it's in the 90s and you want to look cool AND be cool?

If you must consider whether you look cool (or not) you will most definitely not look cool.

 

[DogBoyRy]

Ruling on boat shoes?

(no socks)

Only good ones like timberland, j&m, etc.

 

[DogBoyRy]

Cargo shorts are my go to and haters can suck it. Way more practical and comfortable than golf shorts.

I wear a cargo style around the house, publix, etc.
I really like the feel/material of pfg’s.
I know they are designed for fishing but i like them for casual.

 

[BelemNole]

Orvis

 

[yescyam]

I wear Columbia, Kühl, or Duluth Trading. They're comfortable, will last forever, and I'm at that point in life where I could gaf if they look "cool" or not.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Peter Millar golf shorts in a multitude of colors with Allbirds shoes. Need a fitted t shirt to finish off the look. Sounds like most of you look like dorks w/ your attire.

 

[The Tradition]

If you must consider whether you look cool (or not) you will most definitely not look cool.

Thanks for that perspective.

Cargo shorts it is for The Tradition!

 

[LBoogie28]

OP still smokes and wear boat shoes and is worried about what shorts to wear to look “cool?” Come TF on.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Men should not wear shorts unless participating in an athletic activity.

 

[TennNole17]

Orvis

Orvis here also.

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Men should not wear shorts unless participating in an athletic activity.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Jorts

 

[goldmom]

As a woman who notices what men are wearing and lives in a hot climate, shorts are what I consider normal everyday wear for a guy.
And with NO SOCKS.
Boat shoes, tennis shoes, flip flops or sandals - again no socks.
Guys who wear socks with shorts and then make it worse by tucking in their shirt and using a belt just scream “I’m from up North”.
Now if you live in the North the rules are different and that’s understandable because warm weather is short and socks are worn daily. They still look weird IMO but at least you’re in your native habitat.
And finally if you have on a golf shirt NEVER pop the collar. EVER.

 

[BelemNole]

Orvis here also.

Shit, now I have to burn them. Not wearing anything some hillbilly from tenn wears.

 

[DFSNOLE]

I'll wear what I want and don't give a crap what anyone else thinks because I always look good.

 

[The Tradition]

Men should not wear shorts unless participating in an athletic activity.

I consider walking from the parking lot to the bar to be an athletic activity.

But thanks for your perspective!

 

[jasonrann]

Men should not wear shorts unless participating in an athletic activity.

I could not disagree more. If I am not at work, I am in shorts, including winter unless the snow is too deep. Some family events and holidays will necessitate pants, but that's it.

 

[SoDakHawk]

Golf shorts.

A cheap option is Wrangler hiking shorts. Find them at Walmart and they are comfortable as hell and breathe.

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I am pretty much forced to wear shoes to provide arch support. Plus I golf so much that I have a tan line at my low cut socks.

In the end, I'm old, I don't give a shit what people think.

 

[Mister Hawkeyes]

Denim cutoffs are obviously out.

Cargo shorts get a lot of hate around here.

Basketball shorts? No place for your phone, keys, lighters, smokes....

Men's dress shorts? No....

WTF are we supposed to wear when it's in the 90s and you want to look cool AND be cool?

birddogs kahki shorts are my favorite. I own a handful of pairs in different colors. They come with a built in liner which I enjoy more than I thought I would.