States With Abortion Bans Are Losing a Generation of Ob-Gyns

[Colonoscopy]

Yeah...this shit is hilarious.

Let's all hope this happens to someone you know and love - who DOESN'T survive - so we can troll the obituary site with claims "she was a slut" and "shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place".

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/16/health/abortion-texas-sepsis/index.html

Tearfully testifying against Texas’ abortion ban, three women describe medical care delayed

The women, believed to be the first to testify about an abortion ban’s impact on their pregnancy since 1973, are seeking to clarify when a medical emergency justifies an abortion.

www.texastribune.org

Idiot.

Me: Murder is good.
Joe: Sick son of a bitch!
Me: I was trolling.
Joe: Why would you troll about that!
Me: It was an obviously absurd position to take.
Joe: I hope somebody close to you gets murdered so we can troll the online obituary!

 

[ANYCHawk]

It was a joke I thought was pretty funny.

But on the serious side... it is an interesting question.

Is leaving a form of protest? And if so, are the people in the state worse off for your lack of presence?

Sort of like serving in the Trump admin. It's like... it's here, it's happening. I could choose not to be associated with it out of personal policy, or, for the greater good I could serve and try to make it as good as it can be for the people.

Pro tip: nothing you think is a "joke" is funny/lands

 

[Colonoscopy]

Pro tip: nothing you think is a "joke" is funny/lands

Pro tip: I don't care what a @ANYCHawk thinks. I was laughing and that's all that counts.

 

[millah_22]

Might be time for a Trump U Medical School that they can affiliate themselves with?

That's happening, sort of, in Florida. Vic Mellor and Mike Flynn are opening a building in Sarasota County. Half will be Flynn's podcast studio, the other half a medical freedom facility.

 

[Joes Place]

Might be time for a Trump U Medical School that they can affiliate themselves with?

Trump U med school would allow abortions*


*but only if she can prove she is someone's mistress

 

[Joes Place]

Pro tip: nothing you think is a "joke" is funny/lands

When everyone else is waving "hello" to the kids at the Children's Hospital after the 1st Quarter, @Colonoscopy is waving "goodbye.....you kids will be dead in a week or two"...


Just hilarious shit!!!

 

[Colonoscopy]

When everyone else is waving "hello" to the kids at the Children's Hospital after the 1st Quarter, @Colonoscopy is waving "goodbye.....you kids will be dead in a week or two"...


Just hilarious shit!!!

 

[runkpanole]

I guess we now know why they chose their profession. Good riddance.

There it is. The absolute most idiotic post on HORT, ever.

 

[so cal hawkfan]

States without abortion bans are losing babies

 

[Colonoscopy]

There it is. The absolute most idiotic post on HORT, ever.

 

[RNHawk]

If you are in a situation where you have to make a decision to save the woman's life, but might get charged with murder for it....That changes the equation. You have people opposing ending ectopic pregnancies. A couple that was friends with us suffered through one. What sort of F'in ghoul makes a woman carry an ectopic pregnancy to term? Well, besides Catholics.

There are a lot of stupid things proposed by legislators, doesn’t mean it will become reality

 

[RNHawk]

Pro tip: I don't care what a @ANYCHawk thinks. I was laughing and that's all that counts.

Wait you didn’t get board approval to post something? Are you nuts?

 

[JRHawk2003]

There are a lot of stupid things proposed by legislators, doesn’t mean it will become reality

In this day and age, it would hardly be surprising. Its cruelty for its own sake.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Wait you didn’t get board approval to post something? Are you nuts?

I guess so.

To those on the right:

If you wanna own the libs, this is how you do it.

I just owned the shit out of a bunch of people.

(even if it was just trolling, ultimately)

 

[FlickShagwell]

He was totally joking. He’s admitted several times.

Because it was a super funny joke.

The more he explains it, the funnier the “joke” gets.

(Said no one ever.)

 

[ConvenientParking]

Pro tip: I don't care what a @ANYCHawk thinks. I was laughing and that's all that counts.

"I don't read the reviews"

 

[Colonoscopy]

"I don't read the reviews"

Trolling is a joke only you're in on.

 

[HawkNester]

I guess we now know why they chose their profession. Good riddance.

Medical care is the worst in red states and will continue to get worse. Karma is coming for people like you, doctors don’t want to practice in these states.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I'm not privy to the details but I have it on pretty good authority that the UIOWA IVF clinic's lawyers and admins have readily admitted that they have no idea how Iowa's law will impact what they do because the way it was written can be interpreted in multiple ways.

For those that don't know, more than a few fertilized eggs are discarded in the process.

 

[Joes Place]

I'm not privy to the details but I have it on pretty good authority that the UIOWA IVF clinic's lawyers and admins have readily admitted that they have no idea how Iowa's law will impact what they do because the way it was written can be interpreted in multiple ways.

For those that don't know, more than a few fertilized eggs are discarded in the process.

I think some ppl need to just come to the realization that God didn't intend for them to have children.

They should just stop having sex, since it's never gonna work, and you can't be doing sex-things if you're not gonna create a child....

 

[JRHawk2003]

Trolling is a joke only you're in on.

You are bad at it.

 

[Dr. Spaceman]

I guess so.

To those on the right:

If you wanna own the libs, this is how you do it.

I just owned the shit out of a bunch of people.

(even if it was just trolling, ultimately)

Oh man you TOTALLY owned those libs, like NCHawk level ownage. And don't let anyone bring you down for your joke. They just don't understand the level of brilliance and work ethic it takes to say something mind numbingly stupid THAT YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE on an anonymous message board.

Chef's kiss.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

N

No. Joke is still very funny.

Why on earth would anybody be in ob-gyn just for the abortions like I posited. It's an absurd position to take. Which is why it was hilarious anybody thought I was serious. Throw out some absurdity and see if anybody bites.

Not funny…not remotely. They’re not in it just for the abortions. They’re in it to provide comprehensive health care to their patients just like every other specialist. Don’t be an idiot.

The irony of it all is the folks who claim to care about the unknown are putting more and more of them in danger due to a lack of care.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

No

A troll. Obviously a troll.

No it wasn’t. This is you realizing what a pathetic post it was and trying to weasel out.

 

[RNHawk]

I'm not privy to the details but I have it on pretty good authority that the UIOWA IVF clinic's lawyers and admins have readily admitted that they have no idea how Iowa's law will impact what they do because the way it was written can be interpreted in multiple ways.

For those that don't know, more than a few fertilized eggs are discarded in the process.

the medical board is writing guidelines for this as ordered by the judge

Iowa board will write rules for six-week abortion ban, even as law remains blocked

Even though a judge’s ruling this week blocked enforcement of a new abortion law in Iowa, the process that will draft rules for the law’s implementation will continue.

www.thegazette.com

 

[Colonoscopy]

No

No it wasn’t. This is you realizing what a pathetic post it was and trying to weasel out.

What about me says that I would think that most ob-gyns are just in it for the abortions?

I mean, who actually thinks that but for the most insane conspiratorial anti-abortion activist?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

What about me says that I would think that most ob-gyns are just in it for the abortions?

I mean, who actually thinks that but for the most insane conspiratorial anti-abortion activist?

You mean besides…you? And is that last bit a little self-analysis?

I guess we now know why they chose their profession. Good riddance.

 

[Colonoscopy]

You mean besides…you? And is that last bit a little self-analysis?

So there are a set of people here who have lousy social awareness. (or are just astonishingly dishonest) They don't read people well. You seem to be there along with GoHaux69, Joe and a few others. You're like Elon Musk or something. Maybe a little spectrummy. I'm not quite sure.

But then you have people Moral or some of the gays like Huey Grey that actually seem to be able to understand my posts and trolling.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

So there are a set of people here who have lousy social awareness. (or are just astonishingly dishonest) They don't read people well. You seem to be there along with GoHaux69, Joe and a few others. You're like Elon Musk or something. Maybe a little spectrummy. I'm not quite sure.

But then you have people Moral or some of the gays like Huey Grey that actually seem to be able to understand my posts and trolling.

It is blindingly obvious that you realized your post was unbelievably stupid and you’re now trying in the dumbest way possible to walk it back. Just own it.

 

[Colonoscopy]

At a very basic level... If you care about yourself, you leave. If you care about patients, you stay.

Because how are patients better off without your care? Even if limited.

Multiply this across many doctors and patients really really suffer.

 

[Colonoscopy]

It is blindingly obvious that you realized your post was unbelievably stupid and you’re now trying in the dumbest way possible to walk it back. Just own it.

@tarheelbybirth @Joes Place Yes, we're dumb, you can still troll us!

 

[CRazzle]

No

No it wasn’t. This is you realizing what a pathetic post it was and trying to weasel out.

He's a WAB

 

[Colonoscopy]

He's a WAB

How'd you know I was hispanic?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

@tarheelbybirth @Joes Place Yes, we're dumb, you can still troll us!

Well that’s good. Just did.

 

[Tom Paris]

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Listen. To. Women.

 

[Tom Paris]

Me: Murder is good.
Joe: Sick son of a bitch!
Me: I was trolling.
Joe: Why would you troll about that!
Me: It was an obviously absurd position to take.
Joe: I hope somebody close to you gets murdered so we can troll the online obituary!

JFC.

 

[lucas80]

the medical board is writing guidelines for this as ordered by the judge

Iowa board will write rules for six-week abortion ban, even as law remains blocked

Even though a judge’s ruling this week blocked enforcement of a new abortion law in Iowa, the process that will draft rules for the law’s implementation will continue.

www.thegazette.com

Cool. It's going to be a bit sticky, though, isn't it?

 

[lucas80]

I wonder what Iowa's maternal mortality rate will look like in 10 years or so? I wonder what it will look like in rural counties versus the counties with access to health care?

 

[RNHawk]

Cool. It's going to be a bit sticky, though, isn't it?

Not saying there won’t be some bumps in the road but I think it will get fixed

 

[CRazzle]

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Listen. To. Women.

He only does when he sees them working in the kitchen.