Pity those who have a severe case of TDS (Trump Defense Syndrome).
Symptoms often include acute diminishing of brain function along with paranoid delusions and constipated cognition. Other symptoms manifest in the form of increased gullibility, unhinged and incoherent musings, and noticeable changes in mood and behavior. In extremely common but severe cases, those afflicted are susceptible to declining into the cult-of-personality where an advanced form of TDS can develop into the irreversible condition of TDSS—Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome.
If you notice any signs of this disease or symptoms worsen, you are encouraged to contact your doctor immediately, as TDS is often fatal, especially in patients with repeated exposure to TV evangelists, NewsMax, or Jesse Waters and Sean Hannity. If you or a loved one has been exposed to any of these, call your doctor right away before TDS symptoms develop.