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I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO
 
a State who uses Vikings as a pro sports handle with a logo of a horned helmet , no Viking helmets with horns have ever been found or mentioned in Historical Chronicles. Until they fix their logo no Super Bowl wins for them. Change to a Viking wearing a Gjermundbu and maybe the curse will be lifted.
 
a State who uses Vikings as a pro sports handle with a logo of a horned helmet , no Viking helmets with horns have ever been found or mentioned in Historical Chronicles. Until they fix their logo no Super Bowl wins for them. Change to a Viking wearing a Gjermundbu and maybe the curse will be lifted.

Curse?

Who is this dunce? Doesn't he know that we won the division last year? Goals are met by some by winning divisions. I'm surprised Dick did not know this.
 
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Curse?

Who is this dunce? Doesn't he know that we won the division last year? Goals are met by some by winning divisions. I'm surprised Dick did not know this.
I said Super Bowl wins , Seriously dude are You a mental midget?
 
I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO
They will paint the water tower, but the major renovation to the Kinnick North End Zone is bigger news. But yeah people have been asking for years to paint the water tower that’s visible to most of Kinnick. So it’s hardly a joke to Iowa fans. But carry on.
 
I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO

NEWSFLASH!!!!
Despite having Minneapolis and mediocre pro teams, your state is a Lutheran potato salad snoozefest.

You'd have more corn if you didn't have ABOOT 10,000 septic mosquito infested puddles in the way.

There has NEVER been a larger collection of goose white, easily tanked and sunburned urban hillbillies in the US than in Minnesoooota.

Don't even get me started on the Iron range.
 
I said Super Bowl wins , Seriously dude are You a mental midget?

I know you did, but you don't need championships to be something.

Is Dick new to this board?

YOUR GOAL IS TO WIN THE DIVISION!

A hawkeye fan lecturing on the futility of the Vikings might be the best one I've seen over here.
 
I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO
We harvest all that corn for Floyd, you know, since he's a permanent resident in Iowa now..........:cool:
 
NEWSFLASH!!!!
Despite having Minneapolis and mediocre pro teams, your state is a Lutheran potato salad snoozefest.

You'd have more corn if you didn't have ABOOT 10,000 septic mosquito infested puddles in the way.

There has NEVER been a larger collection of goose white, easily tanked and sunburned urban hillbillies in the US than in Minnesoooota.

Don't even get me started on the Iron range.
Remember in those 10,000 lakes are 1,000,000(,000) mosquitoes and only 1 fish.
 
I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO

That's all you got? Seriously? Beyond Cliche. Iowa City is a fantastic college town. Our football program at least has the occasional pulse. Yours?
 
I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO

Yea, but at least Iowa isn't flat like Minnesota.
 
I could always come to Iowa and stare at the corn and silos. Maybe for fun, I could de-tassle some corn this summer.

Wasn't the big news out of Iowa this year that you painted a water tower? At least, I think I heard that right. LMAO
That goalpost video is awesome. Simply awesome.
 
North Minneapolis is beautiful in the summer. Shithole of all shitholes.

Boring city period. And the fatness of the residents, what’s going on there?
 
When Prince overdosed they lost everything.
I'm Hawkeye to the hilt, but I live in the next town west (Chaska) of where Prince lived (Chanhassen), and we just had the Ryder Cup here at Hazeltine National and coming back again in 10 years. So that was and is awesome.

And both weeks of Summer are outstanding up here! ;)

And for the guy that mentioned the Iron Range, I don't get up that far North much, but you can most definitely hear the banjo music from Deliverance in the distance....
 
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I'm Hawkeye to the hilt, but I live in the next town west (Chaska) of where Prince lived (Chanhassen), and we just had the Ryder Cup here at Hazeltine National and coming back again in 10 years. So that was and is awesome.

And both weeks of Summer are outstanding up here! ;)

And for the guy that mentioned the Iron Range, I don't get up that far North much, but you can most definitely hear the banjo music from Deliverance in the distance....

That's right. See...this is what I'm talking about.
 
Worst drivers I've ever encountered in this country. People up here are allergic to going the speed limit in the left lane and won't get their heads out of their asses to merge right for anything. Scum of the earth. On top of that, the road construction makes this city barely livable. I'm outta here before winter hits.

I live near Dinkytown. You wouldn't even be able to tell if the Gophers had a home game. This fan base is pathetic.
 
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Minnesota is where they hide all of the Canadian Cy-Ops . You think all that maple syrup is 100% pure?

Pretty soon we will all love curling, large women and Bob Evans.
 
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