I'm headed to Tanners. You should meet me for a beer.......yes I'm stalking you!
Swag
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Well, I don't remember sending this. I also sent 3/4 naked pics and videos of my hot sister in law to everyone including jelly, apparently. This morning is not my friend.
Prime example of why I need to expand my HROT network.
Frick.
Frick.
It really was something to behold. It Derek's defense, he kindly requested that my screenshot not be shared and shamefully I let down HROT and acquiescenced to his inebriated plea.
OP, a certain poster will file this away for ammo against you in your next innerwebz fisticuffs.
Why you holding out on us, and why would Derek make such a crazy request...
Disappoint all around, we're better than this fellas. Each and everyone of us!
You are right swag. I deleted my screen shot but not before I laser-etched it in my brain for fapping purposes. My sincerest apologies. Plus, you are into old chicks anyway so a super hot 20-something wouldn't do much for you anyway.
How do you have naked pictures of your sister in law? Let's get some backstory.
Holy sh!t, what bad luck we have. Other than maybe Hoosier, Derek sent this to the most polite, respectful guy on this board.
Literally any other of us DB's would have this all over the Internet by now.
Derek, please pm me so I can get my number in your contact list.
Not so fast my friend. That escapade is over and swag is single again!
Also, Derek is sister in law single? I'm not really into marriage but I can pretend to be for a little while. Hi five!
I've shared several meals with swag. He's a polite fella and probably would not have truly appreciated the pic, as he's a gentlemen.
Truly one of his key weaknesses. Also, his crazy ex stalker gf never barred all for him to share with the group. Another key weakness
Truly one of his key weaknesses. Also, his crazy ex stalker gf never barred all for him to share with the group. Another key weakness
She got naked last night when we we're partying at my BIL and SIL house and I took multiple snaps and sent them out and put them on my story.
Swag, you ever wanna treat a girl like a princess I'll hook ya up with the SIL. And yes, I'm ****ed up again.
I'm not an asshole to females. Wait, so is she single or married?
I don't do the married women, too much gun play associated with that!
Don't give me too much credit. I just wouldn't want derek to catch the divorce.
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And she lives in Ankeny
And she's cute
And this is the first I'm hearing about this
Bro...
