No, it literally is impossible to tell a single joke without potentially offending at least one person. Do you believe all people are reasonable? Because if they aren't then they can easily be offended by completely inoffensive jokes. Is it then reasonable to censor other people based off someone else's unreasonableness? By the way do you really believe what you wrote? I'm betting that if the jokes told offended certain people you deem bad you wouldn't mind it nearly as much. No more abortion jokes, pro gay jokes, political jokes, religious jokes, any dad jokes. I mean what's white on the outside and green on the inside? A frog sandwich. Well now Peta is offended. I shouldn't tell that joke.