The 5-7 Gophers are going to a bowl game. What should be call it?

[TCity Hawk]

From the Minneapolis Star Tribute

The 5-7 Gophers are going to a bowl game. What should we call it?

We'll know the true identity of the bowl game the Gophers are headed to soon enough. In the meantime, a reader suggested we have a little fun with the process.

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[TCity Hawk]

Gophers finally close a regular season laden with disappointment

In a season full of confounding shortcomings, coach P.J. Fleck and his Gophers have only themselves to blame.

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[HawkBall23]

Bit of a real mouthful, but how about the 'Luck Had Everything to Do With Us Being Here - and a Review Official Feeling the Need to Notch His Name in Infamous History' Bowl.

Or a little simpler, the 'There's Way Too Many Bowls, so Here We Are' Bowl.

 

[obfuscating]

"We got in by default" bowl.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Try as he might, Ol' Doodle couldn't think of anything more insulting than "Motor City Bowl".

 

[doughuddl2]

Oh how about the Memorial Bowl played in Lincoln.

Little debbie fans could go to help them remember what a Bowl game is and see the team that crushed them by 3 and kept them Bowl ineligible again.

 

[HawkMachine]

I'm hoping the bowl is sponsored by TOMCAT.

 

[JBo4Three]

Row Your Boat Down the Toilet Bowl

 

[Chishawk1425]

Mr Clean Toilet Bowl

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Bowl for invalid qualifying team

 

[Chishawk1425]

Bowl for invalid qualifying team

Row the Boat

 

[Quintana]

Oh-for-November Bowl presented by Depends

 

[mro1978]

the rodent bowl

 

[hahkize]

 

[Quintana]

Row the Boat

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[ClarindaA's]

Invalid fair catch bowl

 

[HawkBall23]

The "I Sleep with Bronze Pigs and my Wife - Just Don't Put the Pig Under a Black Light" Bowl.

 

[hknation]

I don't understand why Fleck isn't on a very hot seat. Even if they win their very lame bowl & equally lame opponent, they still end up with a losing record, 6&7. Their is no upside to playing as PR stays negative; I would think the sooner this season is. In the rearview mirror, the better.

 

[bigmac314a]

Replay Official Bowl

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

Just Enough Of Us Went To Classs Bowl