The Des Moines Fishwrapper/ Funk Relief

[Oldgold51]

After Thursday night's BB fiasco, I was in a bit of a funk.

Then, Saturday morning, because my parrot's cage needed fresh lining, I caught glimpse of the front page of the Des Moines Fishwrapper. The headline read: "After Postgame Injury In Ames, Experts Praise Universities' Policies For Handling Crowds On Court."

After good horse laugh that lifted my spirits, I came to fear PETA might fine me for putting such trash in my parrot's cage. So, I went out and bought a copy of the National Enquirer to line the cage with.

 

[Lone Clone]

After Thursday night's BB fiasco, I was in a bit of a funk.

Then, Saturday morning, because my parrot's cage needed fresh lining, I caught glimpse of the front page of the Des Moines Fishwrapper. The headline read: "After Postgame Injury In Ames, Experts Praise Universities' Policies For Handling Crowds On Court."

After good horse laugh that lifted my spirits, I came to fear PETA might fine me for putting such trash in my parrot's cage. So, I went out and bought a copy of the National Enquirer to line the cage with.

You probably should have read the story before you gave it to the parrot.

 

[Oldgold51]

Yeah, now the damn parrot thinks Obama was born on Mars.

 

[RockEyeState]

It's too bad, but quite humorous that Clown fans took down a Clown sports journo.
I can think of some other 'sports journo-hacks' I'd rather seen that happen, imho