My first Med cruise we pulled into Rota Spain, its a Naval Base at the entrance to the Mediterranean Sea. Couple of mechanics and I went out to get drinks, turns out their favorite bar was also a whore house. We are all drinking at a table, slowly dudes start disappearing. Im a bit tipsy at this point and finally realize Im the only one left at the table with a very pretty girl with way too much junk. I decline and we chat for the next 30 till my buddies return. Couple of them visited to much on the last tour, they got a frebbie for the first visit this tour. I didn't realize there was such a thing as a frequent fukker card. Turns out, a couple guys actually have an allowance with no questions asked.
Different port, two of the same guys (Mike and Chad) end up going to the same adult theater. There was a chick going around offering oral pleasures for some nominal $. Mike accepts, Chad declines. Afterwards, Chad hits the head and is taking a leak. The girl giving blow jobs walks into the bathroom and starts pissing in the urinal next to Chad. Chad is shocked, but waits months to tell the story in front of Mike and a bunch of people. Mike's response... "Well, he gives good head."
Mike also got kicked out for sexual harassment years later for a prank where he put his penis on a guys hand when the guy wasn't looking. Had a number of stories from / with Mike. Mike from Redding, PA. I'll never forget that dude.
