Why do middle aged obese white men love these shoes?
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They are easy to slide on and off their fat feet.
Also: I own a pair of red white and blue dudes, they are legit. I do like that you can machine wash them.
They’re absolute peak neck beard fashion.
Not sure if you are fat or not but your personality of middle aged white guy definitely fits the stereotype I’m thinking of.
Well, I am a middle aged white guy, and while I don't consider myself obese I have certainly beaten anorexia. I have a pair but I do not wear them because they have terrible arch support. I do have a pair of grey canvas Sketcher boat shoes I like to wear though, which definitely does not score me points in the young non-white guy column.
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In the summer it's flip flops 90% of the time.
The gym or in person customer meetings are the only time shoes are worn. I'd go barefoot if acceptable.
The gym or in person customer meetings are the only time shoes are worn. I'd go barefoot if acceptable.
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I have a gray pair that I wear everyday to work. I have to change into a uniform and boots so they are easy to slip on and off in a crowded locker room.
Besides that I own a white pair that I will wear for "nice dinners" when I have to dress up for people I don't care about.
Besides that I own a white pair that I will wear for "nice dinners" when I have to dress up for people I don't care about.
Interesting. I associate them more with the set up a camper ten miles from home every weekend of the summer crowd.
Just the guys who cannot bend over far enough to comfortably reach their shoelaces, and haven't seen their own peens since Jr year of college...
Nah bruv. I
The other thing to consider is what realistic shoe options do you have as a 40 year old dude. I wear leather shoes the vast majority of the time, I consider myself fairly stylish and wear Stan smiths, air maxes, ect. At some point there are only so many options.
I don't play video games or shuffle my feet, my dudes are like 2+ years old.
The other thing to consider is what realistic shoe options do you have as a 40 year old dude. I wear leather shoes the vast majority of the time, I consider myself fairly stylish and wear Stan smiths, air maxes, ect. At some point there are only so many options.
Interesting. I would drape myself in velvet were it socially acceptable.
Flip flops are for women and dirty hippies. Nobody wants to see your gargoyle feet bro.
Plenty of options like Keens, white New Balances, or sick ASICS
How am I supposed to open my beer without my reef bottle opener flip flops?
Nailed it. Think: “I live in Waukon, but we keep the 5th wheel up north in Dorchester for a change of pace.”
whatever. Ask someone else to crack your beers bc it won’t be me or my feet
