40: Put signs throughout the drive toward your home that say, "Lordy, Lordy, [wife's name] is 40!"
50: Black balloons
Hoping my sarcasm detector is broken.....
What did you do for your wife's 40th or 50th birthday?
Trying to get some ideas.
God, you guys are so disgusting. Every single day I come on this board and it's inundated with crude remarks, misogyny, belittling each other, and other examples of toxic masculinity. Don't tell people to post nudes of their wives on HROT.Post nudes on HROT
50: Black balloons
Absolutely nothing...don’t even acknowledge it other than maybe mentioning you’re lucky to be married to the most beautiful 39 year old in the world.
For my wife's 40th we did a weekend with two of our close couple friends at a mountain resort. The guys played golf while the girls had a spa day, then we met in the afternoon for pool time, drinks, and dinner.
FIFYJust going by your user name, why not buy her a boob job? Win-Win for ALL OF US
I guess a lot depends on your wife ... Meaning, does she want the event to be low key low or does she want a parade? Just my personal two cents ... Just do something nice for her ... regardless if it's a 40th or 50th ...What did you do for your wife's 40th or 50th birthday?
Trying to get some ideas.