The Wife's Big One
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I gave mine a divorce. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Just going by your user name, why not buy her a boob job? Win-Win for both of you
Take her to the DDS and get her fitted for upper and lower plates.
Tell her you know of a great plastic surgeon in town......
Mention that the fitness center on the corner is advertising for new members....
Tell her you love her. Wish her a Happy Birthday!
Tell her you know of a great plastic surgeon in town......
Mention that the fitness center on the corner is advertising for new members....
Tell her you love her. Wish her a Happy Birthday!
Better: At 50, put signs down the drive toward your house that say, "Ain't that nifty? [wife's name] is 50!"
If I ever had a wife who turned 40 or 50, my answer would probably be a 25 year old. And this is probably why I will never have a wife who turns 40 or 50.
JFC this place is slipping.
Pic of wife?
I suggest you PIITB.
Pic of wife?
I suggest you PIITB.
God, you guys are so disgusting. Every single day I come on this board and it's inundated with crude remarks, misogyny, belittling each other, and other examples of toxic masculinity. Don't tell people to post nudes of their wives on HROT.
Tell them to link the porn hub video.
Do nothing. Absolutely nothing. Forget her birthday. Ignore her.
Then tell her you have enrolled in a women's studies class at the local college.
You can thank me in advance.
Then tell her you have enrolled in a women's studies class at the local college.
You can thank me in advance.
And this is what I get when I scroll through the thread to post before I read. Touche.
My wife and I are going to Europe next year for my 50th so when she turns 50 we will probably do a trip somewhere.
For my wife's 40th we did a weekend with two of our close couple friends at a mountain resort. The guys played golf while the girls had a spa day, then we met in the afternoon for pool time, drinks, and dinner.
I guess a lot depends on your wife ... Meaning, does she want the event to be low key low or does she want a parade? Just my personal two cents ... Just do something nice for her ... regardless if it's a 40th or 50th ...
I hit the big 5-0 in May ... and I want mine as low key as can be. I just want to spend the time with my other half ... doing something fun ... (i.e. maybe a long get away weekend) ... at this point in our lives we are both past spending boatloads of money on gifts or trips ... At this point in my life ... if there is something I really craved then chances are I already have it ...
