This might be a little tougher than Putin thought...
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"The Armed Forces of Ukraine are handing out kobzon concert tickets to the orcs They run like there's no tomorrow but it's not enough to hide underground."
I just don't see how it gets to that point with out someone offing Putin first. I could be wrong though
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Between Putin falling down the stairs and crapping himself, state tv laying the excuse that Russia can't fight all of NATO at once, growing disapproval/shrinking approval for this, and a military unequipped to fight in the cold.......this thing is over before the new year imo
Russia needs to negotiate before they lose Crimea, can't see much of a path for them otherwise.
They don't have the leverage for that, they need to sue for peace before they're driven out of Crimea and they face the threat of having Russia partitioned and occupied imo.
HROT needs to buy this. I assume some Nole here has a slip we could dock that at and use it as a party barge.
Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself this week amid mounting speculation that his health is declining, an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team reported.
Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening, according to the Telegram channel “General SVR,” which purports to be run by a former Russian spy.
The ailing Russian leader allegedly fell down five steps before landing on his coccyx, or tailbone.
Although his security guards immediately rushed to his aid, the impact of the fall caused Putin to “involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels,” according to the channel.
The incident is the latest health scare for Putin, who is rumored to suffering from worsening cancer and Parkinson’s disease amid the ongoing war with Ukraine.
“Three bodyguards helped the president get to the nearest couch and summoned medics, who are on duty at the residence,” General SVR said.
“Nothing critical [was diagnosed], the president’s condition closer to nighttime was stable, he can get around on his own, with pain in the coccyx area while sitting being the only thing that bothers him.”
The post noted that a special investigation was being carried out to determine the cause of the president’s fall.
The Onion missed an opp:
F Putin. The man is directly responsible for deaths over 100,000
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As if I was already not in love, now this.
chuck, no whammies no whammies, stop!
An active school shooter is actually a petty apt analog for Russia in Ukraine.
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Gravity gonna get sent to Siberia!
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Ukraine war: Winter brings challenge and opportunity
As winter draws in at the front in Ukraine, what Russia's army really needs is a rest. This could prove to be an opportunity for Kyiv — but, to take advantage of it, Ukraine needs more ammunition.
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And it is the ONLY thing that will/can result in true change there. Which is why they must be defeated completely and driven out of Ukrainian territories, including Crimea. Anything else just kicks the can down the road again.
And it is the ONLY thing that will/can result in true change there. Which is why they must be defeated completely and driven out of Ukrainian territories, including Crimea. Anything else just kicks the can down the road again.
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