Re: your 2nd question, not nearly as exciting as the tour at your wife’s rear.
Not nearly as exciting as reminding your dumbass that Russia started the second world war allied with Hitler.
Nazis and communists divvy up Poland | September 29, 1939 | HISTORY
On September 29, 1939, Germany and the Soviet Union agree to divide control of occupied Poland roughly along the Bug River—the Germans taking everything west, the Soviets taking everything east. As a follow-up to the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, (also known as the Hitler-Stalin Pact), that created a...
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