Can't argue with The Duke.
The only thing more gay is baseball. I hate that my kids play that POS sport. Stand around for two hours and do nothing but get sun burnt.
Too much Wtestling?
- Thread starter SansSouci
- Start date
The only thing more gay is baseball. I hate that my kids play that POS sport. Stand around for two hours and do nothing but get sun burnt.
You are anti American huh?
Chicks dig the long ball!
Loved playing both sports growing up but we played each game until one side won. I have watched it when we have friendlies with Mexico and during the World Cup...the elite guys are wusses. They flop more than NBA players and soccer is the only sport where a tie is a "good result." In American sports, we play until there is a winner. Even the fans here in America tend to be hipsters who think the average American sports fans are to "provincial" or dumb to get the sport...lol
I just don't know what to make of this guy. I decided to really dislike you a long time ago because of the stupid crap you post about your kids and how you want to fight people because you are as awesome as you kids apparently.
All of a sudden you calm down and start posting intelligently for a few months, and I find myself agreeing with you. But wait, you go back to the kid crap, THEN you criticize bacon? Are you serious? Bacon is delicious, you can hate baseball all you want, but hating on bacon is completely un-American. I suppose you are against cooking with lard and cake with butter cream frosting and drinking a two liter of Diet Coke at lunch to wash down a pastrami sandwich on white bread? Commie. And as for Soccer, I hate to sound like Sans, but soccer paid for the majority of my daughters college tuition, so yeah soccer.
Here is a "summer posting list" I have put together for San. You need to come up with some new threads where you can work in these tidbits:
- The 34 you got on your ACT
- The World Record you set in one handed pull-ups
- The night you bedded 14 women from 12 different countries
- Your World Series of Poker Championship
- The day you had the idea for Twitter
- The time you solo- free climbed the nose of El-Capitan
- The conversations you had to get Guns-n-Roses back together
- How you located and killed Osama Bin Laden
Actually, baseball is the most American sport of all but I'll play...18 ties since 1978. 256 games a year since they went to the 16 game schedule back in 78...puts it close to just games played 9472
Now, I looked at a random English Premier Leagues team...Arsenal had 12 ties this year against all opponents in the various leagues. How many draws would I get for all the teams in just one year? So technically you are right .18% of the time.
I like your list for Sans. I have full confidence in him to pull it off before the wrestling season starts.
It would be much easier if Sans would get a second log in so we could keep his real wrestling views/persona straight. He could keep his Sans log in to propagate his "my kids are beasts" schtick.
Sans is pretty mild compared to the nut job over at Cyclone fanatic. You want to see an unbelievably arrogant, self absorbed, self promoter... get a whiff of Downey's old man. The latest claims are that he would have whipped Burak if healthy, he'll destroy Brooks next season, and he's the next Clone 2X NCAA champ. I know you want to think positive, but his latest rant is pure gold. Didn't realize Downey was so well known on the police blotter. That's the cops fault, too... just loves to blame everything and anything negative on someone else.
This is just a partial list, I am sure there is a lot more he can discuss. He is such a modest and private guy, but from reading his posts we know that: his kids are awesome at everything and I mean everything, he lives in a big house, much bigger than yours, he has a killer pontoon boat (that he tows with his conversion van with a port window, love seat and wall to wall shag), his wife has a sweet job, he is taller than average and back in the day he used to beat the shit out of people and is thankful that while he was beating ass, he held back a little because he could have actually killed someone (if he wanted to) because he is so bad ass. Everything besides the van (creative liberty) are actual things he has said, or implied.
But he is still 1000% better than 21Goons and Amahole.
"My kid quit wrestling because he's so competitive, that when he lost he moved on to soccer." ... makes sense.
I post about my kids because people hate it. It's my thing. My kids are nothing special, well maybe a little bit. Not that kind of special either, well maybe the soccer kid. I post for the people that advertise on this site. I should have my own advertisers on my profile page. I have more profile views on my profile page per post than any member on this site. Train wrecks sell.
I'm trying to stop being confrontational. I'm just amazed I haven't been put in timeout for fourteen years now when I had to make a new account. I'll go back to lurking or change my name and stop being a DB. Sorry, bro.
There won't be much action at 6:00am around here though.
I love baseball. It just sucks when they're young and you sit through 2-3 hours of baseball when it's 90 out and kids can't throw strikes. The older they get it becomes more fun, but 8y/o baseball is torture. There's supposed to be a hour and a half limit, but losing coaches never want to abide by that rule. Last week we played from 7:15 to 9:30. Wtf
Imagine being down here in Tucson. I remember pitching a game that started around noon...was over 110 easy. As with most things like that, they stopped the day games. I don't remember us being pussies like they are now.
I've been to Tucson many times. It was always about 105, but it was a dry heat. I learned that means it's not that bad in the shade, actually kind of nice for me. I can't imagine being on a baseball field.
The kids don't mind it, I do. I'm fat and I don't like wearing a shirt when the Iowa corn is throwing off 90 percent humidity in July.
The kids don't mind it, I do. I'm fat and I don't like wearing a shirt when the Iowa corn is throwing off 90 percent humidity in July.
Loved playing both sports growing up but we played each game until one side won. I have watched it when we have friendlies with Mexico and during the World Cup...the elite guys are wusses. They flop more than NBA players and soccer is the only sport where a tie is a "good result." In American sports, we play until there is a winner. Even the fans here in America tend to be hipsters who think the average American sports fans are to "provincial" or dumb to get the sport...lol
Gotta share a Simpsons soccer clip:
I love it too. You're 100% right on 8 y/o baseball. Honestly, it doesn't get much better the next few years, although my kids played 50/70 ball from 10-12 before it got popular, which helped some. Once they hit Junior Legion at 13 and beyond, there's not many better ways to spend a few hours outside in the summer, especially since they came out with the soda can wraps for your favorite adult beverage.
Wow, you have to be a FBI profiler or a stalker. You nailed it, but I'm not tall and we have a minivan. I wanted the conversion, my wife didn't like the 80's style of it. She's younger than me...and hot as hell. My kids aren't that great, but everything else is true.
Gablefan snapped on me. He couldn't handle anymore of my BS. You are right on the edge that gablefan stepped over. Don't ask me to meet you on a bridge and not show up. He didn't show up, btw. It's not that serious, it's for entertainment purposes only.
Last edited:
Listen man, I am fully bought in, I am not even close to the edge, responding to your posts is my 2nd favorite things to do when I should actually be working. I think you provide a service on HR, people can come on here, read your silly posts and cap on you for a few minutes, it feels good....and you take it like a man, which is really your signature move.
But when trolls invade our board, you break character and instantly turn into the HR defender. And since my favorite thing to do is bash trolls, I find myself agreeing with you. It's hard to "love to hate you" and then "love to support you" just a short time later, but with some therapy I am learning to deal with it.
No real hate here. I only dislike a few people on these boards and it has nothing to do with their views, it's because they are stupid which you are not. You keep doing what you do, like Dr Doom and Ozymandias, my favorite villains.
I don't get around here much in the off season but is Sans for real? Does he really have kids that wrestle? I probably have a boy that's close to his. I'm curious who this is.
Of course you are. Who are you? What's your name? What's your kid's name? Is he on Track? I'll tell you if my kids hammer your kids or vice versa.
You are full of chit. I see you mentioned an 11 year old stud wrestler. Waterloo area? I follow youth wrestling a ton, almost too much. I know every single kid that is worth a lick around that age. Either you are delusional or just a troll. Do everyone a favor and save the bandwidth.
Okay, bud. What's your real problem?
My kid would beat the breaks off your kid, but if you had any sort of reading comprehension you would know he only wrestles for the team if they give out team titles, so not very often. Who's your kid? I'll check him out on Track.
If your kid is not in Seabolt I'm confident my kid beats your kid.
Another pissing match.
Souci actually got me to do research once. He said his kids wrestle for trophy hunters. They didn't have a website just a Facebook. I couldn't find any results with three boys with the same last name. I tried.
He obviously knows his stuff but enjoys messing with us even more. You've got me once and I'm going to do my best to not fall for it again.
Unless he's Tj's dad trolling his own son or kmudflap2.0 I'm stumped.
He obviously knows his stuff but enjoys messing with us even more. You've got me once and I'm going to do my best to not fall for it again.
Unless he's Tj's dad trolling his own son or kmudflap2.0 I'm stumped.
He doesn't even know it's Sebolt and not Seabolt.
Yeah he's just a troll. I've been in that Denver room on Friday nights more than once. He's full of it. I enjoy someone with a good sense of humor but I find Sans more annoying than funny. Keep feeding him if you want...
I normally don't post on this board much, but I enjoy Sans banter on here, keep it up, it keeps it interesting in the offseason and he is pretty funny at times.
For those that don't think his kids are real, you must have missed a post on this board, but they have been referenced previously based on accomplishments.
Sans keep it up, it's amusing how worked up you get some people, but as others have said, you are a lot more fun to have around than amalone and 21Guns.
For those that don't think his kids are real, you must have missed a post on this board, but they have been referenced previously based on accomplishments.
Sans keep it up, it's amusing how worked up you get some people, but as others have said, you are a lot more fun to have around than amalone and 21Guns.
LOL It's entertaining to see some folks become vocal after not getting a joke and even funnier to watch as they dig their hole deeper while casting aspersions for the world to see. But the best part, to me, is when we reach the point where the focus of the joke switches to that squeaky wheel just asking to get greased….
Morans unite!
Morans unite!
Latest posts
-
-
-
-
COMMIT: Iowa Lands 2026 Iowa City West, Three-Star OL Colin Whitters
- Latest: clayborn_94