Too tired to drop a deuce?

[SoProudNole]

Anyone else been there? Kinda gotta but really just want to go to sleep and keep it for tomorrow morning.

 

[SoDakHawk]

Oh, hell yeah. Piss too.

 

[runkpanole]

Morning shits are great, but a ball of lead in my stomach at night is painful.

 

[Colonoscopy]

I think it's fun to keep it in there a few days extra while drinking heavily so it's all dried out and cuts up your butthole when it exits your body.

 

[ihawk in FWB]

I think it's fun to keep it in there a few days extra while drinking heavily so it's all dried out and cuts up my butthole when it exits my body.

Yep, user name checks out 💩

 

[SoProudNole]

Will report back in 6-8 hours.

 

[HostelAlfalfaWilcoxKeto]

Anyone else been there? Kinda gotta but really just want to go to sleep and keep it for tomorrow morning.

No way, José. I never pass up an opportunity.

This morning, in fact, was the closest I've come to filling my shorts since 2000. I was pinching, breathing, and talking to myself for a 3/4 of a mile walk/shuffle. Touch and go, sweatin' bullets. Disasster averted, barely.

 

[millah_22]

Anyone else been there? Kinda gotta but really just want to go to sleep and keep it for tomorrow morning.

Go push it out

 

[GOHOX69]

Just shit in your bed. You know most of you do.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Let's merge this with the brisket thread and post pics