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Which is why it's so remarkable The Onion is still gifting it to us almost daily. 
Top notch satire is exceedingly rare these days....
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South Park bruhWhich is why it's so remarkable The Onion is still gifting it to us almost daily.
Why did the aging Ben Cartwright need to wear
a gun? He had 3 bachelor sons who could protect
him. Most of the story lines were peaceful ones.
Why did Sheriff Taylor need to wear a gun in a
small town with no crime? Andy Griffith looked
uncomfortable with it as well as his idiot deputy.
a gun? He had 3 bachelor sons who could protect
him. Most of the story lines were peaceful ones.
Why did Sheriff Taylor need to wear a gun in a
small town with no crime? Andy Griffith looked
uncomfortable with it as well as his idiot deputy.
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Douglas C. Neidermeyer
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Used to follow the Onion back in in its heyday. I don’t know if the original writers have moved on, but the laughs are fewer and farther between.
Exhibit A:
https://www.theonion.com/man-finds-unidentifiable-beige-thing-he-froze-6-months-1846985138
seriously, did an 8 th grader come up with this?!
Exhibit A:
https://www.theonion.com/man-finds-unidentifiable-beige-thing-he-froze-6-months-1846985138
seriously, did an 8 th grader come up with this?!
The idiot deputy was allowed one bullet - which he had to carry in his buttoned shirt pocket.
Super relatable and also funny. Looks like you're the one not good at satire.
This one was especially hilarious:
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
HR Legend
Well, I guess we stumbled upon the author of the ‘funny’ frozen beige thing article…
Which is why it's so remarkable The Onion is still gifting it to us almost daily.
This is great. My favorites:
Walkie talkies
Pasties
Twist tops
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He was actually known as the Sheriff who never wore a gun. And Barny carried a single bullet in his pocket. Did you even watch the show, Lute?
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Conservative Man Tearfully Informs Family Critical Race Theory Has Spread To His Liver
DALLAS, TX—Gathering his wife and children close to him as he shared the tragic news, area conservative Dan Gainey, 66, informed his family Tuesday that Critical Race Theory had spread to his liver. “There’s no easy way to say this, but I just got the diagnosis that I have Critical Race Theory...
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Holy. Shit.Conservative Man Tearfully Informs Family Critical Race Theory Has Spread To His Liver
DALLAS, TX—Gathering his wife and children close to him as he shared the tragic news, area conservative Dan Gainey, 66, informed his family Tuesday that Critical Race Theory had spread to his liver. “There’s no easy way to say this, but I just got the diagnosis that I have Critical Race Theory...
Hahahaha.
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Vaccine Skeptic Does Own Research By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial
SUMMIT, NJ—Determined to gather all the facts before drawing any conclusions, local vaccine skeptic Joel Edwards was reportedly doing his own research Wednesday by enrolling 45,000 friends in a double-blind clinical trial. “It’s important to always think for yourself, which is why I’m conducting...
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Why did he only allow Barney one bullet?
"During his military service, Knotts was awarded the World War II Victory Medal, the Philippine Liberation Medal, the Asiatic–Pacific Campaign Medal (with 4 bronze service stars), the American Campaign Medal, the Army Good Conduct Medal, the Army Marksman Badge (with an M1 Carbine) and the Honorable Service Lapel Pin.[1]:18[9]"
Don Knotts - Wikipedia
He served in an Army comedy troupe during WWII.Why did he only allow Barney one bullet?
"During his military service, Knotts was awarded the World War II Victory Medal, the Philippine Liberation Medal, the Asiatic–Pacific Campaign Medal (with 4 bronze service stars), the American Campaign Medal, the Army Good Conduct Medal, the Army Marksman Badge (with an M1 Carbine) and the Honorable Service Lapel Pin.[1]:18[9]"
Don Knotts - Wikipedia
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Knotts served from 1943 to '46. He was part of a performance group called Stars and Gripes, which performed in the Pacific.
