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Which is why it's so remarkable The Onion is still gifting it to us almost daily.
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South Park bruhWhich is why it's so remarkable The Onion is still gifting it to us almost daily.
Why did the aging Ben Cartwright need to wear
a gun? He had 3 bachelor sons who could protect
him. Most of the story lines were peaceful ones.
Why did Sheriff Taylor need to wear a gun in a
small town with no crime? Andy Griffith looked
uncomfortable with it as well as his idiot deputy.
Why did the aging Ben Cartwright need to wear
a gun? He had 3 bachelor sons who could protect
him. Most of the story lines were peaceful ones.
Why did Sheriff Taylor need to wear a gun in a
small town with no crime? Andy Griffith looked
uncomfortable with it as well as his idiot deputy.
Super relatable and also funny. Looks like you're the one not good at satire.Used to follow the Onion back in in its heyday. I don’t know if the original writers have moved on, but the laughs are fewer and farther between.
Exhibit A:
https://www.theonion.com/man-finds-unidentifiable-beige-thing-he-froze-6-months-1846985138
seriously, did an 8 th grader come up with this?!
Well, I guess we stumbled upon the author of the ‘funny’ frozen beige thing article…Super relatable and also funny. Looks like you're the one not good at satire.
This one was especially hilarious:
Which is why it's so remarkable The Onion is still gifting it to us almost daily.
Used to follow the Onion back in in its heyday. I don’t know if the original writers have moved on, but the laughs are fewer and farther between.
Exhibit A:
https://www.theonion.com/man-finds-unidentifiable-beige-thing-he-froze-6-months-1846985138
seriously, did an 8 th grader come up with this?!
He was actually known as the Sheriff who never wore a gun. And Barny carried a single bullet in his pocket. Did you even watch the show, Lute?Why did Sheriff Taylor need to wear a gun in a
small town with no crime? Andy Griffith looked
uncomfortable with it as well as his idiot deputy.
He could be the first openly gay straight teen.
Holy. Shit.Conservative Man Tearfully Informs Family Critical Race Theory Has Spread To His Liver
DALLAS, TX—Gathering his wife and children close to him as he shared the tragic news, area conservative Dan Gainey, 66, informed his family Tuesday that Critical Race Theory had spread to his liver. “There’s no easy way to say this, but I just got the diagnosis that I have Critical Race Theory...www.theonion.com
Why did he only allow Barney one bullet?Why did the aging Ben Cartwright need to wear
a gun? He had 3 bachelor sons who could protect
him. Most of the story lines were peaceful ones.
Why did Sheriff Taylor need to wear a gun in a
small town with no crime? Andy Griffith looked
uncomfortable with it as well as his idiot deputy.
He served in an Army comedy troupe during WWII.Why did he only allow Barney one bullet?
"During his military service, Knotts was awarded the World War II Victory Medal, the Philippine Liberation Medal, the Asiatic–Pacific Campaign Medal (with 4 bronze service stars), the American Campaign Medal, the Army Good Conduct Medal, the Army Marksman Badge (with an M1 Carbine) and the Honorable Service Lapel Pin.[1]:18[9]"
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