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Top Ten Excuses for Bug Eaters

Hawkaholic73

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Top ten excuses when Nebraska gets rolled by Iowa:

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10. We were rusty from having a week off and ate to much turkey
 
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  1. Party at Tommy's!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Nowledge, just not enough "N"owedge.
  3. Another last second loss. We really should be 11-0.
  4. Our coach is just too damn nice!!
  5. We owe Bo how much?!!!!
  6. I haven't finished reading this stupid letter from our dumb ass AD!!!
  7. Holy sheet it's COLD!!!!
  8. Party at Jordan's house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. What?!! Really?!!!!!!!! She said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"?!!!!!!!?!?!?!
  10. RUN!!!!!!!! THE COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Lol I can't wait to come fill out this list for Iowa fans after a husker win
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Purdue beat the skirts too physically and the refs wanted to keep Iowa in the playoff hunt.
 
Delany playoff conspiracy.
Third string quarterback.
Bye week.
Tommy turnover.
 
Pretty easy when your state can only support 1 major D1 football university OR maybe it is tough finding enough students to qualify academically for a non AAU university.

I'm sorry that you feel Iowa State and Northern Iowa are too much competition. Lol

As far as the AAU thing, the second I don't get a job I apply for because the person hiring says, "You would have totally gotten the position except it doesn't seem as if your degree came from an AAU accredited university." I'll come back and tell you how right you were.
 
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the second I don't get a job I apply for because the person hiring says, "You would have totally gotten the position except it doesn't seem as if you can spell."

Now come on reotto! That's just silly, my spelling deficiencies are 95% covered up by the fact that everything has spell check now!
 
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