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Valentine's Day Reservations

Do you guys really have to do stuff for valentines day? Are your balls really in your significant others purse that much that you have to take them out on the worst made up holiday?
 
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Oh I'm ready

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If it makes you feel better I usually had a chew in when I did it.
When I was in HS, some kid at Saint Ansgar (maybe at 171 IIRC) got busted with chewing tobacco in between districts and state after he qualified for state and he got DQ'd and the third place kid from Clarksville took his spot and medaled after getting like 48-72 hours notice to make weight again following his post districts feasting.
 
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Yet another amateur night. Restaurants will be packed with Karens and their mates who will scream bloody murder if their romantic dinner isn't perfect.

No thanks (and fortunately, Mrs. Tradition agrees).
Or she just doesn't want to be seen publicly with your jorts and tucked in Winston NASCAR T-shirt.
 
Do you guys really have to do stuff for valentines day? Are your balls really in your significant others purse that much that you have to take them out on the worst made up holiday?
No but I’ll let them temporarily be in her purse if it means they’ll be in her mouth later.
 
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Good excuse to get a babysitter and got out for a nice meal and get drunk. Sounds great to me.

And then then babysitter's boyfriend comes over while you're out and they have DoorDash together, and along the way, they get bodily fluids all over your living room couch.....


Sorry... I was just reliving a porn movie just now.
 
And then then babysitter's boyfriend comes over while you're out and they have DoorDash together, and along the way, they get bodily fluids all over your living room couch.....


Sorry... I was just reliving a porn movie just now.
Lol, no Doordash around here.
 
Do you guys really have to do stuff for valentines day? Are your balls really in your significant others purse that much that you have to take them out on the worst made up holiday?
Dont get yourself a (no pic) girlfriend that is from a place that acknowledges “sweetest day”

Never heard of it until i met her, and i dont participate in it
 
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The lady is looking to change it up, and we are going to the I-80 truck stop to look for wolf shirts, slippers, and coonskin hats.
 
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One time in Iowa City, circa 2011, I saw a frazzled Ken O'Keefe running around the Muscatine Ave Hy Vee with a single free rose they were handing out at the door.
 
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