Take the wife out to eat Friday night, I can't stand the crowds on Valentine's day. On Sunday I'll make Greek style Filets with buttter & parm spaghetti and a side salad. I'll also rent a movie I know she's been wanting to see.
As the TV ads tell us: That special woman in your life
deserves a $100 Vermont Huggie Bear. It will be delivered
in time for Valentine's Day and make your sweetheart want
to test your manhood.
We plan to get pagan and celebrate in Lupercalia style with whips.
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate romance and love and kissy-face fealty. But the origins of this festival of candy and cupids are actually dark, bloody — and a bit muddled.
Though no one has pinpointed the exact origin of the holiday, one good place to start is ancient Rome, where men hit on women by, well, hitting them.
From Feb. 13 to 15, the Romans celebrated the feast of Lupercalia. The men sacrificed a goat and a dog, then whipped women with the hides of the animals they had just slain.
If you need a barking German Shepard to sacrifice I can give you my neighbors address and when he comes and goes. Plus there is an escaped goat lurking somewhere around the U of I Oakdale campus that has eluded capture.