VPN Sales Skyrocket in Nebraska

[NoleATL]

 

[QChawks]

as if Nebraska could get any worse!

 

[ConvenientParking]

People thought I was crazy for hoarding these adult DVDs in the clear plastic tubs by my front window but I'm halfway driving from Des Moines to Omaha as I wrote to this post on my phone.

 

[SolarHawk]

Conservatives are nuts if they think this type of legislation will keep them in office lol. Fvcking morons.

 

[QChawks]

Conservatives are nuts if they think this type of legislation will keep them in office lol. Fvcking morons.

guns are fine

porn is bad

 

[95Hawk]

You need VPN in Texas as well to access such material.

According to a friend.

 

[millah_22]

Conservatives are nuts if they think this type of legislation will keep them in office lol. Fvcking morons.

doesn't matteR, they'll neveR change who they'Re voting foR.

 

[jonesy5960]

Way to go Nebraska! Every sperm is sacred!!

 

[McLovin32]

T's and P's for @millah_22

 

[DooBi]

I live in iowa and I got kicked off as if I was in Nebraska. Fvckers. Lol

 

[srams21]

I live in iowa and I got kicked off as if I was in Nebraska. Fvckers. Lol

I'm sure Kim will be passing it soon.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I'm sure Kim will be passing it soon.

I guess I'll have to go back to drawing my own porn like 8th grade...

 

[millah_22]

T's and P's for @millah_22

I can just use my imagination.

 

[McLovin32]

I can just use my imagination.

That's so late 90's of you

 

[millah_22]

That's so late 90's of you

Isn't that what we're striving for?

 

[McLovin32]

Isn't that what we're striving for?

 

[QChawks]

That's so late 90's of you

 

[hydro2.0]

Can confirm pornhub doesn’t work.

Also can confirm plenty of other sites still work.

Source: I jacked off

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Now how am I going to entertain myself driving hours and hours across Nebraska? Fugg, now I’m gonna have to listen to my wife blab on & on now.

Gonna be a lot of angry, horny truck drivers around Grand Island/Kearney!

 

[ConvenientParking]

I guess I'll have to go back to drawing my own porn like 8th grade...

I think I just realized having the internet as a child stunted the development of my motor skills for fine arts. Al Gore, MIT, and the Pentagon will be hearing from my attorney. @St. Louis Hawk how do I use the Pentagon for not being able to draw realistic boobs?

 

[lucas80]

I'm sure Kim will be passing it soon.

The porn habits of the men in the Iowa legislature would be interesting to know.
They can't feed hungry kids, but they'll make it harder for them to watch porn.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I think I just realized the internet stunted the development of my motor skills for fine arts. Al Gore, MIT, and the Pentagon will be hearing from my attorney. @St. Louis Hawk how do I use the Pentagon for not being able to draw realistic boobs?

This is a difficult question. Please send me a retainer check so large that it feels like passing a kidney stone, and I shall delve into this question.

If you or a loved one can’t draw realistic breasts, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

 

[DooBi]

Anyone know if they still send out those Sears catalogs anymore?

 

[ItsinourDNA]

Iowa is next.

Kim learned her lesson, from driving whilst shitfaced, that porn is no good for Iowans!

 

[BelemNole]

 

[JustSayOV]

Channel 99....after 11 pm.....fuzzy, barely visible softcore on Cinemax.....ah the good old days of OV's youth

 

[jonesy5960]

Can confirm pornhub doesn’t work.

Also can confirm plenty of other sites still work.

Source: I jacked off

Oh geez. I hope you scooped it up and bought a tiny urn for it!

 

[srams21]

Republicans: People should have the freedom to do what they want.
Also Republicans: But not that, or that, or that, or that, ...

 

[tumorboy]

Way to go Nebraska! Every sperm is sacred!!

Don’t worry

 

[fredjr82]

guns are fine

porn is bad

Basically television in America since existence?

 

[3boysmom]

Whew! We got out just in time.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

People thought I was crazy for hoarding these adult DVDs in the clear plastic tubs by my front window but I'm halfway driving from Des Moines to Omaha as I wrote to this post on my phone.

U gunna be rich brother

 

[Bank of Hawk]

hope the lincoln stores are at least able to carry Vouge magazine.

 

[ConvenientParking]

U gunna be rich brother

Gonna use the Girls Gone Wild bootleg money to buy all the Kum & Go merch I can get my hands on and retire next year when all the stores rebrand in the Des Moines suburbs. First go out to Colorado after I flip the last DVD to get some cheap carts and see what I can fetch for a K&G visor in one of the suburbs where they've already rebranded as Maverik's. Losing my bank job has opened my eyes to all kinds of possibilities like what used to occur to me as a child carney

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Gonna use the Girls Gone Wild bootleg money to buy all the Kum & Go merch I can get my hands on and retire next year when all the stores rebrand in the Des Moines suburbs. First go out to Colorado to get some cheap carts and see what I can fetch for a K&G visor in one of the suburbs where they've already rebranded as Maverik's. Losing my bank job has opened my eyes to all kinds of possibilities like what used to occur to me as a child carney

Love it. As the old saying goes, “they can take the traveling carnival employee out of the carnival but they can never take the traveling carnival employee out of the human. “

 

[ConvenientParking]

Love it. As the old saying goes, “they can take the traveling carnival employee out of the carnival but they can never take the traveling carnival employee out of the human. “

I think I'm gonna put that on a shirt and stand in front of the gate at the fair in a couple three weeks. Too late to get under the grandstand this year, my family is currently feuding with an east side Mason/Shriner family that used to help us get in a little more easily than your small town based fair vendors. I think I can patch things up with the Shriner family but not by August.