We all dead by volcano soon?
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Hmm. We’re about dead. I’m going to go hit a golf ball for a minute.
I’ve always been steaming honey. Best to keep your distance.
You should see me rocking a banana hammock. They say I’m the dean martin of my time
Melting glaciers allowing magma to flow easier under us? Interesting
www.smithsonianmag.com
Melting Glaciers Are Wreaking Havoc on Earth's Crust
Sea levels are dropping, earthquakes and volcanoes are waking up, and even the earth's axis is moving—all because of melting ice
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It would be Alannis Morrisette levels of ironic if global warming ended and we were plunged into a new ice age by volcanism.
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I put a steaming caldera on OP's mom over the weekend, but only because she asked nicely.
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Volcanos are, like, really hot, right? And ice is, you know, really cold. Really cold. No one really knows how cold ice is but I discovered recently that it's very cold. That's where the phase "cold as ice" comes from.
Helicopters could dump ice on the volcano! No one ever thought of that before, but why not? I mean, we've got LOTS of ice. More ice than you can imagine. And, we can make more ice! We have an ice machine at Mar-a-Lago!
Dump ice on Iceland - I just thought of that! Has anyone ever thought of that before??
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What we really need is a simple, kind tempered, somewhat depressed man with a terminal disease to go on an odd but life affirming voyage, then yeet himself into this volcano.
I think this one has Tommy Lee jones and a lady that’s okay looking in the face but has a banging body
That’s what your mom asked for last week. Done and done
I fvcking love free bread. You just never know what kind of butter they have until you stick it in your mouth though.
I think all of the Midwest will be alright, and just when we fall asleep…boom goes the dynamite and goldmom’s steamy caldera kills us all.
See that's how they get u. Free bread but shit butter. They always have an angle.
I'd be more worried about the New Madrid fault in SE Missouri and a giant earthquake causing the Mississippi to flow backwards and flood every home in the Dirty D. Of, course the giant flatheads left behind could make it all worth it...
Wife takes off for Rejkavik in about 22 hours, I called today to make sure the life insurance didn't exclude flying onto an island with an erupting volcano.
Maybe…not go? Seems kinda dangerous to fly into ground zero of a potential global disaster……
I'm mentally preparing myself for being one of the people screaming on the news about how the US government needs to get over there to evacuate my wife that had to go to a book festival
