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[curtisj157]

Positivity didn’t work because our offense is an embarrassing sack of vaginal pus. Fuvk this team and this horseshit.

 

[yrunvs]

'ere

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Hurricane Kirk, the ultimate category 4 badass, rips through Columbus, Ohio like a marauding titan. As the ferocious winds and torrential rain of a hard nosed Hawkeye defense decimate the city, the Ohio State Buckeyes find themselves squarely in the eye of the Hawkeye storm, their hopes for the playoffs on the brink. The relentless Hawkeyes seize their moment, overpowering the disoriented Buckeyes leaving them tattered and torn in the wake of the Hawkeye onslaught. Columbus will long remember the wrath of Kirk and the sting of defeat.

I thought I would try some positivity on this delightful Friday evening.

Two weeks ago I decided to give up on the train wreck that is the Iowa offense. I’m pretty much still there.

Outside of Kaleb Johnson, there has been no productivity. None. This beat has gone on for too long. And I don’t expect any of that to change today vs. Ohio State.

You’re probably one of the few posters on here more negative than me. So, if this was not a parody act, I applaud your optimism and positivity. I’m guessing you don’t actually believe a damn thing you wrote, but I applaud you all the same.

I don’t expect Iowa to win every game, and I sure as hell don’t expect them to win today at the Shoe. With that said, I at least want to see them competitive and actually making
serious attempts at putting points on the board. The last three times they have played an opponent worth a **** they’ve amassed a grand total of zero points. Zero. In three ****ing games, zero points. I don’t care how good you think your defense is, you will not win a single game scoring zero points. Unbelievable.

We’ll see what happens today. I am not even sure how much I will watch, but I don’t see any other games that interest me. Regardless, should the Iowa offense come out and lay another egg today, I am going to check back in and I expect to see at least 2-3 new threads that are vintage, ALL CAPS curtisj rants with a myriad of colorful metaphors related to various animal parts and unsavory infections and defecations.

Could you please provide that, good sir, should the Iowa offense turn out another classic shit show? I would appreciate the levity and comic relief.

Thank you.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Hurricane Kirk, the ultimate category 4 badass, rips through Columbus, Ohio like a marauding titan. As the ferocious winds and torrential rain of a hard nosed Hawkeye defense decimate the city, the Ohio State Buckeyes find themselves squarely in the eye of the Hawkeye storm, their hopes for the playoffs on the brink. The relentless Hawkeyes seize their moment, overpowering the disoriented Buckeyes leaving them tattered and torn in the wake of the Hawkeye onslaught. Columbus will long remember the wrath of Kirk and the sting of defeat.

I thought I would try some positivity on this delightful Friday evening.

Hawks by a million.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I thought I would try some positivity on this delightful Friday evening.

Baby steps. Congrats. Work on Rags a little...

 

[GOHOX69]

Hurricane Kirk, the ultimate category 4 badass, rips through Columbus, Ohio like a marauding titan. As the ferocious winds and torrential rain of a hard nosed Hawkeye defense decimate the city, the Ohio State Buckeyes find themselves squarely in the eye of the Hawkeye storm, their hopes for the playoffs on the brink. The relentless Hawkeyes seize their moment, overpowering the disoriented Buckeyes leaving them tattered and torn in the wake of the Hawkeye onslaught. Columbus will long remember the wrath of Kirk and the sting of defeat.

I thought I would try some positivity on this delightful Friday evening.

Stop doing drugs.