What’s so scary about Dubuque, Iowa?

[Hawki97]

I’m in Dubuque for some mundane work shit this week and there’s a fella that pulled up to the gas station and basically pulled off the perfect 2A/MAGA Halloween costume to a T.

Stupid tattered flag stickers on his truck, some stupid shirt with rifles on it with some dipshit sayings on it, stupid neck beard, stupid douchey Oakley blade sunglasses - and to top it all off a heater on his stupid hip.

What do you think this poor frightened fella thinks was out to get him in Dubuque, IA? I haven’t been up here much lately, did the catholics start a (new) gang or something?

 

[DirtyJohns97]

That dude could pull way more ass out of a Bass Pro Shops than you could ever dream of.

 

[Hawki97]

That dude could pull way more ass out of a Bass Pro Shops than you could ever dream of.

It’s a bummer too because I love chicks that think Hey Dudes and glitter pocket jeans are the peak of women’s fashion.

 

[HawkBall23]

Seeing a few guys open carrying around HyVee here in town the last month or so.

Never realized Muscatine was sooo dangerous, HV specifically.

 

[IANDFAN]

I’m in Dubuque for some mundane work shit this week and there’s a fella that pulled up to the gas station and basically pulled off the perfect 2A/MAGA Halloween costume to a T.

Stupid tattered flag stickers on his truck, some stupid shirt with rifles on it with some dipshit sayings on it, stupid neck beard, stupid douchey Oakley blade sunglasses - and to top it all off a heater on his stupid hip.

What do you think this poor frightened fella thinks was out to get him in Dubuque, IA? I haven’t been up here much lately, did the catholics start a (new) gang or something?

Did you ask which militia he belonged to?

 

[Bloody Run Hawk]

You people are very judgemental and insecure.

 

[CLUB215]

Seeing a few guys open carrying around HyVee here in town the last month or so.

Never realized Muscatine was sooo dangerous, HV specifically.

Muscavegas never disappoints

 

[ConvenientParking]

Should I be packing? I'm going to be back in Iowa soon. Been on the road a bunch for about 10 weeks. Heard there was a rap beef going on somewhere and I know there's an election. Thing is, I have to make it back to the south side of Des Moines to destroy the hemp gummies I left in storage before I take any chances on a purchase bc I know those got banned while I was away

 

[McLovin32]

You people are very judgemental and insecure.

That's a pretty judgmental thing to say.

 

[Hawki97]

Seeing a few guys open carrying around HyVee here in town the last month or so.

Never realized Muscatine was sooo dangerous, HV specifically.

Ever since they started putting Starbucks in HyVee you just never know what you’re going to get.

 

[HawkBall23]

You people are very judgemental and insecure.

Because I don't open carry for no reason, I'm insecure?

Sure. Let's go with that.

 

[Hawki97]

You people are very judgemental and insecure.

Judgmental? I was just stating facts and asking questions.

 

[BDE420]

I’m in Dubuque for some mundane work shit this week and there’s a fella that pulled up to the gas station and basically pulled off the perfect 2A/MAGA Halloween costume to a T.

Stupid tattered flag stickers on his truck, some stupid shirt with rifles on it with some dipshit sayings on it, stupid neck beard, stupid douchey Oakley blade sunglasses - and to top it all off a heater on his stupid hip.

What do you think this poor frightened fella thinks was out to get him in Dubuque, IA? I haven’t been up here much lately, did the catholics start a (new) gang or something?

Money says OP tucked chin/clenched butt and eyed walked his way out and had the be tougher in person next time talk in the car as he fully throated his slurpy straw

 

[Hawki97]

Money says OP tucked chin/clenched butt and eyed walked his way out and had the be tougher in person next time talk in the car as he fully throated his slurpy straw

English_next_time_sport. This_account_sucks.

 

[millah_22]

That's a pretty judgmental thing to say.

"judge me not by the length of my soul patch, but the content of my character"

 

[BDE420]

English_next_time_sport. This_account_sucks.

You did all the tough talk here and said nothing of the sort to anyone in person. So thanks for the detailed story about another grown man adult you day dream about being

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

You're fairly safe in a Catholic town. Now travel a few miles down the Great River Road and it's a damn war zone...

 

[BDE420]

You're fairly safe in a Catholic town. Now travel a few miles down the Great River Road and it's a damn war zone...

Dudes scared in Iowa you think he’s not window up locking door when he hears loud rap music? Bros charmin AF

 

[BDE420]

Another reason to carry

 

[Hawki97]

You did all the tough talk here and said nothing of the sort to anyone in person. So thanks for the detailed story about another grown man adult you day dream about being

I_can’t_believe_you’ve_already_let_me_own_you_on_this_account_too.

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[Hawki97]

Should I be packing? I'm going to be back in Iowa soon. Been on the road a bunch for about 10 weeks. Heard there was a rap beef going on somewhere and I know there's an election. Thing is, I have to make it back to the south side of Des Moines to destroy the hemp gummies I left in storage before I take any chances on a purchase bc I know those got banned while I was away

Hard to say. Dubuque must be dangerous AF so who knows what’s happening in Des Moines!

 

[BDE420]

OP ^^^

 

[Hawki97]

You're fairly safe in a Catholic town. Now travel a few miles down the Great River Road and it's a damn war zone...

Didn’t have Clinton county plates but maybe his girl/boyfriend lives there?

 

[torbee]

You people are very judgemental and insecure.

The doosh canoe that needs a gun to go to Casey’s is insecure. Those who mock him, not so much.

 

[Hawki97]

The doosh canoe that needs a gun to go to Casey’s insecure. Those who mock him, not so much.

I can’t think of a Halloween costume that does more completely the opposite of what they’re trying to project than this type of get-up.

Something’s broken in their brains.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

The most dangerous thing in Dubuque is trying to sneak into the Copper Kettle for the best burger and brew in Iowa and not have this building collapse on you...

 

[ConvenientParking]

For real the most dangerous thing in Dubuque is being on the road past 9 PM

 

[Hawki97]

The most dangerous thing in Dubuque is trying to sneak into the Copper Kettle for the best burger and brew in Iowa and not have this building collapse on you...

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An improperly secured big old mountain goat head falling through the glass at Paul’s Tavern could be deadly too. Unless you’re quick with the draw and can shoot that thing down for a second time!

 

[torbee]

I can’t think of a Halloween costume that does more complete opposite of what they’re trying to project than this type of get-up.

Something’s broken in their brains.

Would be much more convenient for us all if they just wore a sign that said “I’m a scared little boy and the negroes make me nervous” 😂

 

[Hawki97]

For real the most dangerous thing in Dubuque is being on the road past 9 PM

Drunk catholics? Can you shoot them?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

An improperly secured big old mountain goat head falling through the glass at Paul’s Tavern could be deadly too. Unless you’re quick with the draw and can shoot that thing down for a second time!

This killer squirrel has an uncanny resemblance to my first attempt ( and last ) at taxidermy...

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Drunk catholics? Can you shoot them?

Only during Lent...

 

[torbee]

This killer squirrel has an uncanny resemblance to my first attempt ( and last ) at taxidermy...

Love that place

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

I’m in Dubuque for some mundane work shit this week and there’s a fella that pulled up to the gas station and basically pulled off the perfect 2A/MAGA Halloween costume to a T.

Stupid tattered flag stickers on his truck, some stupid shirt with rifles on it with some dipshit sayings on it, stupid neck beard, stupid douchey Oakley blade sunglasses - and to top it all off a heater on his stupid hip.

What do you think this poor frightened fella thinks was out to get him in Dubuque, IA? I haven’t been up here much lately, did the catholics start a (new) gang or something?

Why didn’t you get all up in his grill and demand answers?

 

[Hawki97]

Why didn’t you get all up in his grill and demand answers?

Unlike you I don’t go up to strangers and beg to give them a handy in the park after dark, twinky!

 

[SansAgain]

Unlike you I don’t go up to strangers and beg to give them a handy in the park after dark, twinky!

What’s a twinky? Sounds funny.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

Unlike you I don’t go up to strangers and beg to give them a handy in the park after dark, twinky!

Cause you go straight in for the sucki phucki!! 🤡😂

 

[lucas80]

Only during Lent...

I give that up for Lent. SOP the rest of the year.

 

[lucas80]

I’m in Dubuque for some mundane work shit this week and there’s a fella that pulled up to the gas station and basically pulled off the perfect 2A/MAGA Halloween costume to a T.

Stupid tattered flag stickers on his truck, some stupid shirt with rifles on it with some dipshit sayings on it, stupid neck beard, stupid douchey Oakley blade sunglasses - and to top it all off a heater on his stupid hip.

What do you think this poor frightened fella thinks was out to get him in Dubuque, IA? I haven’t been up here much lately, did the catholics start a (new) gang or something?

Northern/Ryan/Biggrey/Hawkdekoff/VoldemortSpeedway moved to Dubuque?

 

[Hawki97]

Cause you go straight in for the sucki phucki!! 🤡😂

Oh, WarmUp. That’s the best comeback you’ve got? I’ve completely broken you bitch boy. You might want to start investing in one of your other accounts and save face twinky.