Hmmmm, good question. Which HORT persona is the most likely to wear this costume? I’m going to have to think about it.
What’s so scary about Dubuque, Iowa?
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Hmmmm, good question. Which HORT persona is the most likely to wear this costume? I’m going to have to think about it.
You not from the mean streets of Dubuque, brah? OpenCarry4Life!
Heater
- Slang. a pistol, revolver, or other firearm.
If you’re going to cosplay with the rest of the neckbeards you need to get with the times and speak the language broseph!
Keep Dubuque Safe!
Boom!You're fairly safe in a Catholic town. Now travel a few miles down the Great River Road and it's a damn war zone...
My hometown is #1!!!!!
Suck it GIAHORT!!!!
Growing up on the mean streets of Clinton friggin Iowa is a badge of honor.
(Contrary to popular belief Clinton wasn't named after Hillary's husband but after Dewitt Clinton (1769–1828) is known as the “Father of the Erie Canal” for his leadership in building one of the world's engineering marvels of the time.)
Why would a town in Iowa be named after this dude? No idea but suck it GIAHORT!!!!
Oh, WarmUp. That’s the best comeback you’ve got? I’ve completely broken you bitch boy. You might want to start investing in one of your other accounts and save face twinky.
Looks like even when you’re out of town you remain a practicing HROT shut-in, chirping all night! 😂😂 Make sure to scurry back today to report to your sisters when you cross paths with another good ol boy who makes you piss your pants all the way down to your socks 🧦! 😂🤡😂
Oh, WarmUp. That’s the best comeback you’ve got? I’ve completely broken you bitch boy. You might want to start investing in one of your other accounts and save face twinky.
A list of simple facts doesn't normally contain so many personally selected adjectives...
"Stupid tattered flag stickers on his truck, some stupid shirt with rifles on it with some dipshit sayings on it, stupid neck beard, stupid douchey Oakley blade sunglasses - and to top it all off a heater on his stupid hip."
First thing in the morning and I’m on your mind and you’ll be following me all day. You’re getting as weak as your “marine” stories. Are you taking enough Prozac?
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One thing posts like this always do is bring out the neck beards in force and then peacock their “man” cards. It gives me hope that maybe they realize how stupid they look and just go overboard in reaction to someone holding up a mirror.
I’m going to be up there next week. The wife wants to see some caves around there.
Any good places to eat?
Any good places to eat?
He probably thought you wanted to bed him with the way you were analyzing him
Dubuque is in Iowa, and Iowa is a hellscape.
Jeez, who knew that Clinton and Grinnell were the new leaders in the clubhouse of shithole violent cities in Iowa? Pretty surprising stats there.You're fairly safe in a Catholic town. Now travel a few miles down the Great River Road and it's a damn war zone...
Train wrecks. When you see one, you just can't look away.
He used all of his wittle bwain to put that to paper. I just give him credit for logging out of stolen_valor_4_a_day and using the right account.
I really think you captured the true essence of the undead zombie squirrel. A career unfinished.
This killer squirrel has an uncanny resemblance to my first attempt ( and last ) at taxidermy...
You've got everything you need in this thread already. And obviously, be sure to be packing heat.
Don't forget ...
If their pizza tasted as good as it smells when you walk in there, it would be a top pizza place. As it is, I've always found it to be bland.
What's the opposite of a "man card," Sissy, a twat card? 🤣 🧚♀️I bet you love to tease junkyard dogs when they're chained/kenneled and can't get at you, don't you? But that expression on your pussy face when the chain breaks........priceless!
Ohhhhhhhhhh....but if he made eye contact with you......we all know you would be counting the ants at your feet, PussCake! 🤣 🤣🧚♀️
