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What’s unique about you

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What’s something about you that you’re guessing has never happened to anyone else on this board. Or something you’ve done that you’d guess no one else has done.

Right after high school I had a tumor removed from my finger. Always figured I did something to it during sports as it just made my finger look a bit crooked. Had it checked during a different appointment and doctor said it was probably a tumor, thankfully non cancerous.
Looked similar to the image below only it was on the knuckle below.

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Another thing I personally was able to do, was that at one point I could jump over my own height. I high jumped in High School and could jump 6’2” and was 6’1” at the time. I’m guessing I could maybe get my sore legs and knees to get me 4’ off the ground today.
 
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I’m about as old school as it gets, If you say you are going to do something you do it, If you say you are going to be somewhere you be there. Finally I still don’t understand the joy people get out of trolling and multiple troll accounts, Just seems very weird to me.
 
What’s something about you that you’re guessing has never happened to anyone else on this board. Or something you’ve done that you’d guess no one else has done.

Right after high school I had a tumor removed from my finger. Always figured I did something to it during sports as it just made my finger look a bit crooked. Had it checked during a different appointment and doctor said it was probably a tumor, thankfully non cancerous.
Looked similar to the image below only it was on the knuckle below.

caseFingerMass-6908.jpg


Another thing I personally was able to do, was that at one point I could jump over my own height. I high jumped in High School and could jump 6’2” and was 6’1” at the time. I’m guessing I could maybe get my sore legs and knees to get me 4’ off the ground today.
Hand pic included. Makes it true.
 
One of my high school English teachers had a comma test that she gave every year of her 40+ year teaching career. It was a long essay that included 400 comma errors (some were incorrectly-placed commas, some were spots that should have a comma that did not). I came through the class in about the middle of her teaching career; when I took the test, I scored the highest she'd ever had. I correctly identified 396 out of the 400 mistakes. My record stood until her last year of teaching, when that year's valedictorian (that bitch!) tied my record. Interestingly, 3 of our 4 misses were the same; I still think she somehow got ahold of my paper.
 
Can anyone else match this combination:

1) Born on Father's Day
2) Both my thumbs are double jointed
3) I can flip both my top eyelids up
4) Caught a 31" walleye
5) Have Raynaud's syndrome (worse after I grip a cold steering wheel oddly enough)
6) I ate the entire below burger and chips on vacation last summer.

I am basically the most interesting man in the world.

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(yes that's my hand so this makes this post legit)
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Can't burp. I've burped maybe 10 times my entire life and it's been totally random. Sucks because as a kid all the kids were burping the alphabet and I would just sit and cry because I was bloated.

While other college kids were doing keg stands I was trying to fade back into the wall so nobody called my name.

Apparently there is a whole group of us call the lost children of atlantis that have this affliction. It allows us to stay afloat and swim really well.

Oh and I can fart of command, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
 
Not sure if it's "unique", but it's definitely considered my stupid human trick. For some odd reason I can rattle off my helping verbs in a matter of seconds (something I retained from elementary school): am is are was were be being been have has had do does did shall will should would may might must can could.
 
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I grew up in Ottumwa and we were friends with Tom Arnold. When I say "we"... My whole family basically. My grandma was best friends with his grandma, who was over at the house a lot. I also was involved heavily in the whole Ottumwa video game deal.... I know personally billy Mitchell and several famous video game guys and also walter day. I also went to high school with famous drag racer Tommy Johnson Jr. Then when I moved to Austin Texas I became immediate friends with the BMX crowd here including the people who built the famous Austin 9th Street jumps. I used to race BMX all over Iowa. I guess basically I know people who are famous but never really got famous myself except for on here, on this site. Ha ha
Oh yeah I've also met the guy from Ottumwa who is the famous book thief named Blum... But I didn't meet him till he moved to Texas and I put two and two together. He's quite interesting, did federal time for being the most prolific book thief in the world. He used to go to colleges and universities and steal famous books from the library.
 
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