What’s your favorite euphemism for poop?
- Thread starter millah_22
- Start date
I'd like to start making up my own:
-Special Olympics javelin throw.
-Regular Olympics horseshoes.
-Post-school Play-doh.
-Off-brand-blender kale smoothie.
-Jimmy-Carter-was-a-Peanut-Farmer.
-The Titanic sunk.
-The Titanic is sinking and we need to bail water.
-The urban-colored toilet paper crayon.
-Special Olympics javelin throw.
-Regular Olympics horseshoes.
-Post-school Play-doh.
-Off-brand-blender kale smoothie.
-Jimmy-Carter-was-a-Peanut-Farmer.
-The Titanic sunk.
-The Titanic is sinking and we need to bail water.
-The urban-colored toilet paper crayon.
The worst. At that point you're at the mercy of the gods of gravity. Jesus was hanging for hours when He died to save all of our sins, but that last bit of loaf will cause someone to write a letter to Cheerios someday.
Turd. One of my friends wrapped a tootsie roll around a door knob to a buddy’s office with a post-it, “is it a turd or a tootsie roll?”
needs no euphemism, poop is all we need. say poop and try not to smile just a bit, impossible
I've always liked "Sewer Pickle" myself.
Since noon yesterday.................. BUTT PISS
And it didn't start out in the bathroom!!!!!
And it didn't start out in the bathroom!!!!!
First time I've ever heard that Fred. LMAO
Mrs. Herk comes off the throne with an occasional look of frustration and says "Rabbit Turds".
Taking a *insert someone's name" and wiping my *insert some else's name*
But I use s*** the most.
But I use s*** the most.
Similar threads
