What cars do D-bags drive?

[CJ Beat Hard]

What car do you see someone driving and assume they are a huge dbag?

When I see a lifted truck with giant rims I assume they are a giant fvck.

Unless it has extended mirrors then it’s sweet as fvck.

 

[jasonrann]

Any BMW.

 

[ping72]

Any BMW.

Especially when they think they’re really cool driving it. Dude… Have you been to Europe? You’re basically driving their version of a Ford. You’re not that cool.

 

[BrianNole777]

BMW.

Do you know the difference between a BMI and a cactus??

With a cactus, the prick is on the outside.

 

[Hawki97]

Big trucks are an indicator. Lift kits and fancy rims are a sign. Old / tattered flag decals and hitch balls are a sure thing.

I used to say older model Corvettes, but now I'd say new Corvettes.

Lambo SUV.

 

[joelbc1]

BMW drivers have a richly deserved and time honored reputation to uphold....and do a damn fine job of defending it day by day.

 

[Sharky1203]

Priest. If traffic is being held up, 9 out of 10 times it's a Priest.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

90% of big trucks (bonus points for diesel and a Cummins, back the blue, Molon Labe or similar sticker)

Subaru WRXs

Chrysler 300/Hellcat variations

Cadillac cars - typically an angry old wealthy guy. Probably carrying.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Not necessarily d-bags but...

 

[cfbfan23]

Dodge Challengers almost always have douchebag owners. They are the pitbulls of the road.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Priest. If traffic is being held up, 9 out of 10 times it's a Priest.

Priest's are the worst....always filled with little boys too probably

 

[Rifler]

Hummer,.. automatic absolute dirt bag.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Any truck “lifted”

Any truck with lights in wheel wells.

 

[torbee]

Any BMW.

 

[millah_22]

over the last week in omaha: jeeps and rams.

 

[torbee]

BMW drivers have a richly deserved and time honored reputation to uphold....and do a damn fine job of defending it day by day.

If you poors would GTF out of the way quicker, you wouldn't have to deal with the consequences 🤷‍♂️

 

[NDallasRuss]

Especially when they think they’re really cool driving it. Dude… Have you been to Europe? You’re basically driving their version of a Ford. You’re not that cool.

This was surprising the first time I went to England. Everyone with a company car (which was really common) drove a BMW because they could fit it under the monthly stipend. It was probably the most common car I saw over there.

 

[cfbfan23]

Not necessarily d-bags but...

Pictured (L-R):

Bob Baffert, Roger Stone, Don Shula, James Coburn and John Lithgow.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Subaru's
Toyota Prius
Toyota RAV4
Giant trucks
Anyone with a giant spoiler
People driving 30mph or slower in a 55mph speed zone multiple days after the last snow storm

 

[ping72]

Not necessarily d-bags but...

Is that a Corvette car show or a Bob Barker look-alike convention?

 

[jawatkins]

Not necessarily d-bags but...

Rich white guys show their wealth by getting terrible haircuts.

 

[stout1]

Is that a Corvette car show or a Bob Barker look-alike convention?

Why not both?

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Have to go with large pickup trucks. It isn't true of everyone, some people legitimately need them for hauling and pulling. But my experience is at least 75% of people own them for image reasons.

 

[ping72]

Rich white guys show their wealth by getting terrible haircuts.

Rich people can buy jeans and cut them off into shorts because they don’t give a F. They’ll just buy new jeans next winter.

 

[Moral]

Modern Jeep Wranglers. The more customized the worse the person.

 

[jawatkins]

Rich people can buy jeans and cut them off into shorts because they don’t give a F. They’ll just buy new jeans next winter.

The one guy not as rich as the others has regular shorts and brown shoes.

 

[torbee]

Rich white guys show their wealth by getting terrible haircuts.

Don't forget the Tommy Bahama shirt collection.

 

[joelbc1]

In Texas “small trucks” (Fords and Chevys) are like assholes...everyone has one and they drive’m Way to fast!

 

[McLovin32]

What car do you see someone driving and assume they are a huge dbag?

When I see a lifted truck with giant rims I assume they are a giant fvck.

Unless it has extended mirrors then it’s sweet as fvck.

PREACH MY MAN

 

[torbee]

In Texas “small trucks” (Fords and Chevys) are like assholes...everyone has one and they drive’m Way to fast!

You drive your asshole too fast?

 

[joelbc1]

You drive your asshole too fast?

Well, the “assholes” driving them do...I realized as soon as I sent it, I phuqued up the wording/syntax...whatever it’s called!
How ‘bout that Beth Goetz?!

 

[Mayland]

Where I’m at probably Tesla’s or Subaru’s. A Tesla is easily the most impractical vehicle to have because of our climate and road conditions.

 

[BondHawk]

Where I’m at probably Tesla’s or Subaru’s. A Tesla is easily the most impractical vehicle to have because of our climate and road conditions.

Can't believe it took this long to get to Tesla. You are buying a car from one of the biggest D-Bags on Earth, that shit doesn't just wash off.

 

[ping72]

You drive your asshole too fast?

 

[joelbc1]

Where I’m at probably Tesla’s or Subaru’s. A Tesla is easily the most impractical vehicle to have because of our climate and road conditions.

I know 3 guys who own them for over a year now...and they love their Tesla...in all seasons. They really do...

 

[ping72]

Where I’m at probably Tesla’s or Subaru’s. A Tesla is easily the most impractical vehicle to have because of our climate and road conditions.

How do you define douchebag? In my neck of the woods, people who drive a Tesla or Subaru are much more likely to waive you to turn in front of them than most other drivers.

 

[BondHawk]

Priest. If traffic is being held up, 9 out of 10 times it's a Priest.

 

[Kelsers]

Any BMW.

Have you ever driven one?

 

[Kelsers]

BMW.

Do you know the difference between a BMI and a cactus??

With a cactus, the prick is on the outside.

Have you ever driven one?

 

[bhawk24bob]

Dodge Challengers almost always have douchebag owners. They are the pitbulls of the road.

Somebody’s jealous of the 700+ horsepower