What cars do D-bags drive?
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They’ll wave to you, have you roll down your window, and then tell you how awesome their Tesla is. This is for the three months of the year it’s practical to drive it, of course. Any other time you’ll have to go over to their house so they can tell you how awesome it is.
I’ve found the same dudes who have a Tesla have a $120,000 jet boat. And they’re usually insufferable pricks. It may be different in other parts of the country.
The 3-series there is like the Toyota Camry or Chevy Malibu here. It was the "nicest" car they could generally get - that or the Audi A4. So that's what most of them drove. You didn't see the normal "working folk" driving Jaguars, Land Rovers, Porsches, etc.
At least when I was there, and who I was hanging around with, they stayed within that car allowance, and didn't spend out of pocket. I think that's different than here - where if everyone got a $500/month car allowance, a LOT of people would justify using that to get a $1,500/month car.
The ones I know and associate with hate to lose a $2 Nassau...my kind of folks, I guess.
I remember this thread:
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What Vehicle screams Insecurities?
Having a good laugh with Gohox in another thread and it got me thinking. If you are driving down the road and see one of these vehicles listed, which one makes you immediately question that persons manhood?
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Honestly, I wish a car accident on no one!This will bring you joy.
BMW vs the rear (steal) bumper of my Jeep.
They won't just tell you, they'll offer you a ride to show off its 0-60 acceleration without any hands on the wheel.
Meh, it was minor. USAF Officer late for PT rear-ended me. I barely felt it and it didn't even put a scratch on my bumper, but that photo shows what happens when (mostly) plastic hits steel.
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Yes, Europeans in general have better taste in automobiles and less tolerance for sub-standard manufacturing like the Big 3 churned out far too long.
Yes sir, I have. Big fan of German cars, just a bit jaded because of the drivers here in KC.
I'm not a car-guy.....could care less about horsepower and/or speed. If I wanted one, I'd get one.
But I can spot a douchebag, and a very high percentage of Challenger owners are douchebags. Often, they own loud motorcycles as well.
What was that mini truck in the 90's.... Splash or something like that. JFC, the a-hole's ten-gallon hat was bigger than the truck. I always wondered what they could fit in the bed... a pizza box maybe?
It’s location-dependent imo. It’s just a normal car that youll see a dozen of in a half hour drive in Maryland. If you have one in New York, you probably are Joe dirt.
You mean like a Harley?
Yep. If you own a Challenger AND a Harley, the likelihood that you're a douchebag approaches 100%.
There are plenty of decent Harley owners. The instinct to drive their Harley aggressively just isn't comparable to that of a Challenger-owner. I'm not a fan of loud motorcycles. Not a fan of loud lawnmowers, either.
there is the old school biker harley guy, chopper, like in a gang or hell's angels... then there's the new school doctor or lawyer weekend harley guy with the big daddy harley with the saddle bags and the stereo and the windshieldYep. If you own a Challenger AND a Harley, the likelihood that you're a douchebag approaches 100%.
There are plenty of decent Harley owners. The instinct to drive their Harley aggressively just isn't comparable to that of a Challenger-owner. I'm not a fan of loud motorcycles. Not a fan of loud lawnmowers, either.
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Lifted Ram with baby-monster-truck tires and New York or Connecticut plates
Love how these threads always set some dbag off. Like you realize you're just playing into the stereotype, right?
Love how these threads always set some dbag off. Like you realize you're just playing into the stereotype, right?
Challenger/Charger guy is easily the biggest douchebag and whatever comes 2nd is so distant it’s not worth debating.
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I just lean into the stereotype.
I frigging love my M4 and it brings me joy every time I get behind the wheel.
Like I said, GTFO the way when I'm driving you slow bastards with your substandard vehicles!
Hey now! Let's not drag my fat guy clothes into this, I love all my TB stuff
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Far from it, as I've forgotten more about vehicles than you know. Check your mileage on your Honda Civic to be sure it doesn't need the timing belt replaced. 🤣
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