Nice ride!I just lean into the stereotype.
I frigging love my M4 and it brings me joy every time I get behind the wheel.
Like I said, GTFO the way when I'm driving you slow bastards with your substandard vehicles!
What cars do D-bags drive?
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Was literally looking online at them this morning and asked out loud "Do Jeeps scream douchbag?"
My observation is there are maybe 3-4 groups of people here who all think the other groups are d-bags
- luxury car drivers (BMW, Audi, Volvo (I think vovlo driver d baggery is underrated)
- Big lift kit truck people, high correlation with muscle car people. These are the people who also say 'could care less'
- the big truck suburban guy who doesn't know anything about trucks or have a practical reason for a truck, but wants to be seen in one.
- the progressive Subaru or prius drivers, where the universe orbits around their car. High correlation to obnoxious biker population
- people who don't care about cars and look to spend as little money on cars as possible who think every one of the above groups are all d bags
- luxury car drivers (BMW, Audi, Volvo (I think vovlo driver d baggery is underrated)
- Big lift kit truck people, high correlation with muscle car people. These are the people who also say 'could care less'
- the big truck suburban guy who doesn't know anything about trucks or have a practical reason for a truck, but wants to be seen in one.
- the progressive Subaru or prius drivers, where the universe orbits around their car. High correlation to obnoxious biker population
- people who don't care about cars and look to spend as little money on cars as possible who think every one of the above groups are all d bags
I don't know,.. I think at some point in time practically everyone has been a Corolla driver.
You have a stolen steel bumper?This will bring you joy.
BMW vs the rear (steal) bumper of my Jeep.
Anything that has a spoiler that shouldn’t and the modified muffler. Looks stupid. Sounds stupid. Guaranteed DB driving it.
I agree with the BMW and lifted tucks and I’d like to add the small town/suburban wife driving the giant SUV for no other reason than because every other small town/suburban wife drives a giant SUV.
That’s probably true, but it’s not a flex. Caring about cars other than can they get me to the grocery store is pretty stupid.
No different than the guy talking about his stamp collection or the Star Trek universe.
People who drive those large SUV's they normally can't park in a normal space and end up putting dents in any vehicle next to them when they open their doors wide open. Might as well get a bus to drive. Total Do-d-Bag vehicles.
No matter what you drive there will be someone out there that doesn't like it. ...such is life.
Good news is, I don't give two flying farts if someone hates my Jeep. I drive it for me. 💪
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Mall crawler Jeep.
I would love to build out an old jeep one day and Beat the shit out of it but if you have a 5k suspension system that's never seen dirt there is a very high likelihood hood you are a limp dick.
Lifted truck on low profile wheels: see above.
Subaru WRX. We get it, you rally around the suburbs.
I would love to build out an old jeep one day and Beat the shit out of it but if you have a 5k suspension system that's never seen dirt there is a very high likelihood hood you are a limp dick.
Lifted truck on low profile wheels: see above.
Subaru WRX. We get it, you rally around the suburbs.
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I wouldn’t say that’s the douche vehicle. That’s the vehicle of the blonde bitch, that looks fake, and found a sugar daddy who is probably driving a douche vehiclePeople who drive those large SUV's they normally can't park in a normal space and end up putting dents in any vehicle next to them when they open their doors wide open. Might as well get a bus to drive. Total Do-d-Bag vehicles.
It’s the small foreign cars with low suspensions, huge wing, neon colors, and wheels and tires that stick out of the wheel wells and loud a$$ muffler. Then they drive around in packs like they are part of fast and furious. Total dbags.
BWM/Mercedes drivers whose vehicles are spotless clean pull into the carwash to get them washed. Makes no sense.
The burb Moms that drive minivans or suburbans thinking they are race car drivers around the neighborhoods or interstates. Either driving 100 mph or blocking in the left lane going 65 in a 70 while on their phone, putting make up on, and trying to eat or drink.
BWM/Mercedes drivers whose vehicles are spotless clean pull into the carwash to get them washed. Makes no sense.
The burb Moms that drive minivans or suburbans thinking they are race car drivers around the neighborhoods or interstates. Either driving 100 mph or blocking in the left lane going 65 in a 70 while on their phone, putting make up on, and trying to eat or drink.
In my area, I'd say Subaru's.
I understand why people in Colorado and a few other places like Subaru's. Florida people drive Jeeps.
Also some trucks that have been... wait for it.... 'tripped up' as Joes Place would say. (Best WOB ever!)
I have a friend (no pic) who drives BMW's. She's doesn't fit the stereotype, which does have a basis for being a stereotype. We got t-boned a little over a year ago, and all the fancy airbags in her BMW saved my life.
I understand why people in Colorado and a few other places like Subaru's. Florida people drive Jeeps.
Also some trucks that have been... wait for it.... 'tripped up' as Joes Place would say. (Best WOB ever!)
I have a friend (no pic) who drives BMW's. She's doesn't fit the stereotype, which does have a basis for being a stereotype. We got t-boned a little over a year ago, and all the fancy airbags in her BMW saved my life.
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