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Yeah. Gotcha. Don’t shit where you eat. Right?2nd law of thermodynamics
Yeah. Gotcha. Don’t shit where you eat. Right?
I fully embrace the potential to come back as a ghost.Come back as a zombie or turn into a ghost
I’m 74. You got nothing on me.I’m turning 50. This is all I think about now.
Everything eventually starts on fire2nd law of thermodynamics
Somebody finding my browsing history.
^^^ This ^^^I'll be pissed off if my family does not cremate me and has an open casket. I hate looking at dead bodies of people I knew. There is not a funeral home director in the world that make someone look normal
I'll be pissed off if my family does not cremate me and has an open casket. I hate looking at dead bodies of people I knew. There is not a funeral home director in the world that make someone look normal
You're going to be eaten by very tiny animals.I fully embrace the potential to come back as a ghost.
I also wouldn't mind being eaten by animals - circle of life and all that.
I’m gonna be taxidermied and propped up on a rocking chair. Will record a few of my witty sayings to go with it like one of them talking bass things.I just want a poorly done Taiwanese animation of how I died.
I told my wife no matter where she goes I'm going to haunt her toilet seat.I fully embrace the potential to come back as a ghost.
I also wouldn't mind being eaten by animals - circle of life and all that.
mannn this reminds me. A long while back a high school classmate's brother passed in a single car accident and wasn't found for a few days. He was pretty roughed up. The family still had an open casket. The mortitian did what he could, but man it did not look like him. It was some uncanny valley shit. Like it was him, but it wasn't.I'll be pissed off if my family does not cremate me and has an open casket. I hate looking at dead bodies of people I knew. There is not a funeral home director in the world that make someone look normal
I was kinda hoping my cats would get to eat me. Or bears. Maybe sharks.You're going to be eaten by very tiny animals.
give me 50 bucks and i'll spike your urn on the 50 yard line butt naked against the gators.Don't care. I'll be dead and won't know what happened.
Although my wish is for my ashes to be scattered over Bobby Bowden Field at Doak Campbell Stadium but I doubt anyone would actually allow that to happen.
give me 50 bucks and i'll spike your urn on the 50 yard line butt naked against the gators.
I actually looked into that long time ago; some kind of state law at the time nixed that idea.Don't care. I'll be dead and won't know what happened.
Although my wish is for my ashes to be scattered over Bobby Bowden Field at Doak Campbell Stadium but I doubt anyone would actually allow that to happen.
I actually looked into that long time ago; some kind of state law at the time nixed that idea.