It was beyond teasing. I can handle teasing. It was like the focus of the date the entire time. It went from teasing to get me the F out of here.
What's the worst date you've ever been on?
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dude's a dick. btw did you f*ck your neighbor?
That's Mr. Cum Stain to you, pal.Whatever you need to tell yourself cum stain.
I got stood up on a date. Was jazzed about it, but she ended up double booking and I was the back up. I had a party to go to as a backup, and thats where I met my future no pics.
Took a girl out when in college. Didn't know she was a vegan and we ended up at some restaurant that had no real vegan meals. But she didn't want to go elsewhere. Probably as she knew being a vegan 20 years ago in Tally was a challenge. She was okay personality wise, but had this speaking pattern where every sentence ended up in a question sounding inflection. I also spent a LOT of time going "do I have to not eat meat around her?" If I cook dinner, do I need a vegan area?" Did she just ask me a question while I was obsessing about the vegan thing, I can't tell because of the inflection she puts on the last word. ?" It just seemed like a hassle I didn't want in my life.
Nothing too bad overall. Couple super awkward dates tho.
Took a girl out when in college. Didn't know she was a vegan and we ended up at some restaurant that had no real vegan meals. But she didn't want to go elsewhere. Probably as she knew being a vegan 20 years ago in Tally was a challenge. She was okay personality wise, but had this speaking pattern where every sentence ended up in a question sounding inflection. I also spent a LOT of time going "do I have to not eat meat around her?" If I cook dinner, do I need a vegan area?" Did she just ask me a question while I was obsessing about the vegan thing, I can't tell because of the inflection she puts on the last word. ?" It just seemed like a hassle I didn't want in my life.
Nothing too bad overall. Couple super awkward dates tho.
Went on a date with a girl in Iowa City a few years back. Went well, planning 2nd date. Then suddenly plans canceled, something came up. Ok no problem, figure something out later. Come to find out a couple weeks later she was pregnant with her ex's kid and had just got the positive test.
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You dodged a bullet! Ive never found "Im getting back with my Ex" to be a sign of someone who is stable and makes good decisions.
Person is an ex for a reason.
lol he’s still a good friend of mine but that night, he was beyond a dick.
There will be no plowing of the neighbor. I don’t like to throw the term crazy around, but that woman is fvcking bananas.
I've never really been on a date that afterwards I was like, "holy shit that was bad." But back when I was on a couple of the dating apps, I definitely got saved from what most likely would have been an incredibly weird/bad date. It was probably around late 2019 early 2020. It was right before covid came around. I had matched and started talking to a pretty good looking gal. We had planned to meet up for a date in a few days. I woke up one morning to a message from her that she sent at like 3:15AM. It was a NOVEL of just rambling nonsense. It started with "So I'm just going to put this out there because if you don't agree we can't go on a date." And then she proceeded to go on a Qanon rant, telling me about how all Democrats drink the blood of children, and only Trump can save the lives of the children in the US, etc. I remember one part talking about how Cedar Rapids is owned by people that live in China, and they want Cedar Rapids to be part of China or something like that. It was WILD. Part of me thinks she may have been on meth or something, it was quite the message. I immediately deleted her, and was thankful that I didn't give her any of my actual personal info. My only regret is not taking screenshots of the shitshow message.
I imagine when that question gets asked, @Phenomenally Frantastic 's real name comes up often.
**** me. That Cambridge Analytica campaign ran deep in the swing states. Sending Bot pussy at young men trying to flip them to MAGA.
Forgot to add another…I hung out with a woman twice…dunno about dates. We had a mutual friend so I thought why the hell not. Before I even met her, she was sending me very graphic videos and pics, masturbation, women sucking on her boobs, and if you go around the corner from the vagina, there is another hole that was also included. Nothing was left to the imagination. However when we hung out, she was so awkward and shy it was a total turnoff and we had zero chemistry together. Quite frankly she seemed crazy to me so after a horrible dog walking date, I stopped talking to her.
Fast forward to a month or so ago, my son tells me that he is “hanging out with a girl.” Turns out he is dating dog walking lady’s daughter. I warned him about sticking his stick in crazy as I’m guessing the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. He’s aware of how our interaction began but at just shy of 19, I’m guessing he’s thinking with the wrong head.
Fast forward to a month or so ago, my son tells me that he is “hanging out with a girl.” Turns out he is dating dog walking lady’s daughter. I warned him about sticking his stick in crazy as I’m guessing the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. He’s aware of how our interaction began but at just shy of 19, I’m guessing he’s thinking with the wrong head.
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Twice when i was younger, I went on a group date where I liked the one the person was trying to set me up with considerably less than the other one.
Sounds like the start of a rom-com movie.
Did you also happen to be childhood friends to the girl that was trying to set you up with someone else?
Were you shy and awkward, yet the the matchmaker was the high school cheerleader type???
(and unrelated @Aardvark86 , I finished The Master and Margarita....was really really good)
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Met a girl from a group
My mostly guy group was next to her mostly girl group
Started talking to her
Cute girl, funny, next door type - definitely a guys girl not a girl girl
Got her number
Called her the industry standard two days later
We meet at a patio bar
There’s a cool vibe going on
15 minutes later her two friends show up and crash our table - don’t know if that was intentional or accidental
Killed the vibe and that was that
I probably screwed that up - would like a mulligan on that one.
My mostly guy group was next to her mostly girl group
Started talking to her
Cute girl, funny, next door type - definitely a guys girl not a girl girl
Got her number
Called her the industry standard two days later
We meet at a patio bar
There’s a cool vibe going on
15 minutes later her two friends show up and crash our table - don’t know if that was intentional or accidental
Killed the vibe and that was that
I probably screwed that up - would like a mulligan on that one.
yes; had been previously but not at the time; no
Funny, as part of setting up and testing my new frame tv, i was just pulling up the russian multipart video (with english subtitles) of M&M this weekend. A really good production btw.
Manuscripts don't burn.
Throw something in about your dog running away and how your pickup truck broke down and you might be ready for Nashville.
I bet Margarita looked like a real babe all done up with that magic ointment, riding naked on her broom stick btw....
So you know we're all calling you cumstain from now on, right?
careful there fella, you don't want to get people here too worked up into a latherI bet Margarita looked like a real babe all done up with that magic ointment, riding naked on her broom stick btw....
@McLovin32 when his coworker brings party potatoes to the potluck
Never really had any horrible dates. Probably the worst one was in high school. This girl started showing interest in me so I asked her out. When I picked her up for the date she got in my car and immediately started apologizing for a rumor going around school that she only wanted to go out with me to make her ex jealous and insisted it wasn’t true.
I had not heard that rumor, so it made for a very awkward start to the date. I ended up just taking her to a movie and then took her home. Found out the next day the rumor was in fact true.
No big deal, that sort of thing happens. But the next year that same chick brought a guy from a different school to the senior prom. The dance that year was on a riverboat cruise. So once the boat left the dock you were there for 3 hours whether you wanted to be or not.
Sure enough, 10 minutes after the boat left the dock she ditched him and spent the rest of the night with another guy. This dude probably spent at least a couple hundred bucks and then got stuck on a 3-hour boat ride with a bunch of people he didn’t even know. She was a bit of a cvnt.
I had not heard that rumor, so it made for a very awkward start to the date. I ended up just taking her to a movie and then took her home. Found out the next day the rumor was in fact true.
No big deal, that sort of thing happens. But the next year that same chick brought a guy from a different school to the senior prom. The dance that year was on a riverboat cruise. So once the boat left the dock you were there for 3 hours whether you wanted to be or not.
Sure enough, 10 minutes after the boat left the dock she ditched him and spent the rest of the night with another guy. This dude probably spent at least a couple hundred bucks and then got stuck on a 3-hour boat ride with a bunch of people he didn’t even know. She was a bit of a cvnt.
While not directly my date this was an epic date, My gf at the time and I went on a double date with her brother and his date, It was the first time they went on a date. We met them at a restaurant in Des Moines. His date, Kelly proceeded to talk and I mean talk, She was wired like she had taken a few hits of speed and she talked extremely fast and would not shut up, Constantly interrupting anyone that tried to get a word in edgewise. After about 30 minutes or so my girlfriend’s brother looked over at Kelly and said “ would you shut the f*** up. I lost it. She never said another word. I actually ended up kinda feeling bad for her. Bet it was an interesting ride when he took her home.
Sure they do. Any good prison has a guy who makes toilet bowl wine.
I have two that come to mind and both happened while 20 years old living in California.
Scenario one happened about two weeks after I moved there. I didn't know anyone there and had to go out by myself to meet people (this was 2005 and pre online everything so you had to work for it). I went to a nightclub called V2O where I met this chick and really hit it off with her. We ended up back at my place after. I asked if she wanted to go on a date a few nights later and she was very enthusiastic to accept. We went to this fancy restaurant where appetizers were the cost of whole dinners for a family of 5 back in good ol podunk Ioway. It was a shock to say the least, and she could tell. I was super embarrassed, but this place was going to be a minimum of $300 and I had $700 to my name, so I asked if we could go to a different place. She then explains to me her dad is very very rich and she uses his CC for everything and tonight would be on her (her dad actually), and to get whatever I wanted. He wouldn't even notice a $1000 charge on the CC bill she told me. Fast forward to the end of the night and she tells me she has to use the restroom quick and told me to grab the bill for her. She said if I took her out for a couple of after dinner drinks we would be even. Pretty good deal for me......until I got the bill of $880 and she never came back. Now I'm in a state of WTF do I do?!?! I didn't even have enough to cover the bill and didn't know anyone to call for help. So I got up and got the hell outta there. About 2 months later I went back to pay the bill. I told the manager the story of what happened and sincerely apologized. The owner came out after hearing and told me not to worry about the bill and bought me a couple of drinks for having the balls and honesty to come back. Ended up going on a few dates with the bartender working that night. /csb.
Scenario one happened about two weeks after I moved there. I didn't know anyone there and had to go out by myself to meet people (this was 2005 and pre online everything so you had to work for it). I went to a nightclub called V2O where I met this chick and really hit it off with her. We ended up back at my place after. I asked if she wanted to go on a date a few nights later and she was very enthusiastic to accept. We went to this fancy restaurant where appetizers were the cost of whole dinners for a family of 5 back in good ol podunk Ioway. It was a shock to say the least, and she could tell. I was super embarrassed, but this place was going to be a minimum of $300 and I had $700 to my name, so I asked if we could go to a different place. She then explains to me her dad is very very rich and she uses his CC for everything and tonight would be on her (her dad actually), and to get whatever I wanted. He wouldn't even notice a $1000 charge on the CC bill she told me. Fast forward to the end of the night and she tells me she has to use the restroom quick and told me to grab the bill for her. She said if I took her out for a couple of after dinner drinks we would be even. Pretty good deal for me......until I got the bill of $880 and she never came back. Now I'm in a state of WTF do I do?!?! I didn't even have enough to cover the bill and didn't know anyone to call for help. So I got up and got the hell outta there. About 2 months later I went back to pay the bill. I told the manager the story of what happened and sincerely apologized. The owner came out after hearing and told me not to worry about the bill and bought me a couple of drinks for having the balls and honesty to come back. Ended up going on a few dates with the bartender working that night. /csb.
Man, that's ****ed up hahahaha
What a bitch move on her part. A wise man named Snoop Dogg once said, "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
Man, that is pretty amazing that someone would actually do that! I'm glad you went back - super cool of the owner.
NWA- Find um, Fvck um, and Flee.
That reminds me of a buddy that took a girl on a trip for a wedding after dating a few times. An hour into the three hour drive he tells her he has to stop to go to the bathroom and asks what magazines she likes. She asks why? He says because I need to get you something to read so you will shut the hell up. Needless to say, after the trip they didn’t date again. LoL.
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