These tours are going to be informative and great, the best. When you tell people about them they will come up to you with tears in their eyes and ask how they can join this wonderful tour.
Here is the basic itinerary:
- Day 1: a tour of his failed Atlantic City casino. We will learn about his lack of business acumen, discuss how he f*cked over the USFL, then head to NYC and take a tour of the court room where he became a convicted felon
- Day 2: a trip to Epstein’s mansion. We will learn about the horror of child sex trafficking and Trump’s role aiding and abetting this through his close friend Jeffrey
- Day 3: train to Washington DC where we will explore the gravesites of all the suckers and losers that gave their life for our country
- Day 4: a visit to Mar-a-Lago where we will learn why it isn’t valued as much as Trump says it was and explore the various ins and outs of tax fraud. Culminating is our grand finale…pissing on Trump’s grave
Only $6,942.00 per person.